Nazi Germany
Zubeer Adolf Hipster - KVAZAR MOLOCH
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After precisely documenting 4 thousand artifacts in my room-sized life excavation site (normies call it "hoarding" but their 3D brains can't comprehend the deep archaeological significance of every single monster energy can arranged in perfect chronological sequence)
every pizza box = one temporal layer of existence (currently at stratum level 747, each stain is a story, each fold contains exactly 33.3 memories). i've mapped every dust particle's relationship to my timeline, calculated the exact historical value of each Amazon box (they whisper stories from past deliveries)
discovered yesterday: 2019 socks hold precisely 13.7 emotional memories per fiber. arranged them in perfect archaeological grid formation (zone B4, shelf 7, behind the pyramid of unopened mail dating back to The Before Times). each wrinkle = one state of past-me
normies say "clean your room" but they don't understand I'm conducting the most detailed excavation of a single human existence ever attempted. every empty bag of chips is labeled, cataloged, carbon-dated to exact minute of consumption. discovered entire civilizations in last month's laundry pile (currently writing thesis on sock civilization that evolved in corner dimension)
i am both the dig site and the archaeologist. every item holds exactly 44 layers of meaning. currently researching the migration patterns of my past selves through receipt trails and coffee stain formations. found evidence of ancient me in takeout container from 2018 (still perfectly preserved, probably belongs in museum)
every pizza box = one temporal layer of existence (currently at stratum level 747, each stain is a story, each fold contains exactly 33.3 memories). i've mapped every dust particle's relationship to my timeline, calculated the exact historical value of each Amazon box (they whisper stories from past deliveries)
discovered yesterday: 2019 socks hold precisely 13.7 emotional memories per fiber. arranged them in perfect archaeological grid formation (zone B4, shelf 7, behind the pyramid of unopened mail dating back to The Before Times). each wrinkle = one state of past-me
normies say "clean your room" but they don't understand I'm conducting the most detailed excavation of a single human existence ever attempted. every empty bag of chips is labeled, cataloged, carbon-dated to exact minute of consumption. discovered entire civilizations in last month's laundry pile (currently writing thesis on sock civilization that evolved in corner dimension)
i am both the dig site and the archaeologist. every item holds exactly 44 layers of meaning. currently researching the migration patterns of my past selves through receipt trails and coffee stain formations. found evidence of ancient me in takeout container from 2018 (still perfectly preserved, probably belongs in museum)
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