My HTN Prettyboy Punk Maxxed Friend Broke Every Criteria I Believe In

PseudoMaxxer

PseudoMaxxer

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I cannot cope anymore. It is so over.

The stats of this nigga are:
-High MTN-Low HTB
-Drug Dealer Halo
-Punk Boy Halo
-6’0
-23yo white blue eyed and dyed his hair black which ascended him Hard.


This nigga Just bagged a Stacylite rich gymmaxxed Bitch and He Told Me He’s in Love like Her.

I Told Him How did he fall in love…he said:

Well bro, We was together at my dorm and I got too high on coke and ketamine and started crying to her…”


At That point i Told him directly : It’s Over.

To which he said:

Nah bro…she cuddled me and once i stopped crying she sucked me off and did me a tit job…”

Nigga what..?

“Yeah bro i love her. Also she made me suck on her titties while we was cuddling and after that she told me to fuck her and i railed her all night.”

Well, at this point i was shocked, but it wasn’t the first time this nigga pulled that off. He told me other stories that completely break black-Red-Blue 💊.
 
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Brutal...
 
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Brutal man
 
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Just be htn prettyboy or htn tall gym maxxed theorie
 
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Rule number 1: rules don't apply to Chad (I guess)
 
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he ain’t chad. High MTN, Insanely NT, Drug Dealer
Ah yes...but here's the trick, who is or is not Chad is not determined by us, but by the foids. You may rate him as MTN, but that may not be how the girls rate him.
 
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Malessere theory
 
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I cannot cope anymore. It is so over.

The stats of this nigga are:
-High MTN-Low HTB
-Drug Dealer Halo
-Punk Boy Halo
-6’0
-23yo white blue eyed and dyed his hair black which ascended him Hard.


This nigga Just bagged a Stacylite rich gymmaxxed Bitch and He Told Me He’s in Love like Her.

I Told Him How did he fall in love…he said:

Well bro, We was together at my dorm and I got too high on coke and ketamine and started crying to her…”


At That point i Told him directly : It’s Over.

To which he said:

Nah bro…she cuddled me and once i stopped crying she sucked me off and did me a tit job…”

Nigga what..?

“Yeah bro i love her. Also she made me suck on her titties while we was cuddling and after that she told me to fuck her and i railed her all night.”

Well, at this point i was shocked, but it wasn’t the first time this nigga pulled that off. He told me other stories that completely break black-Red-Blue 💊.
"tee hee he's so dark and edgy"
 
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That is fucking brutal
 
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I cannot cope anymore. It is so over.

The stats of this nigga are:
-High MTN-Low HTB
-Drug Dealer Halo
-Punk Boy Halo
-6’0
-23yo white blue eyed and dyed his hair black which ascended him Hard.


This nigga Just bagged a Stacylite rich gymmaxxed Bitch and He Told Me He’s in Love like Her.

I Told Him How did he fall in love…he said:

Well bro, We was together at my dorm and I got too high on coke and ketamine and started crying to her…”


At That point i Told him directly : It’s Over.

To which he said:

Nah bro…she cuddled me and once i stopped crying she sucked me off and did me a tit job…”

Nigga what..?

“Yeah bro i love her. Also she made me suck on her titties while we was cuddling and after that she told me to fuck her and i railed her all night.”

Well, at this point i was shocked, but it wasn’t the first time this nigga pulled that off. He told me other stories that completely break black-Red-Blue 💊.
Dark drug triad halo
 
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Dark drug triad halo
my friend's sexy sister is dating a drug addict. In general, I heard a lot that girls love drug addicts,
 
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thats not me
1698764043340
 
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I cannot cope anymore. It is so over.

The stats of this nigga are:
-High MTN-Low HTB
-Drug Dealer Halo
-Punk Boy Halo
-6’0
-23yo white blue eyed and dyed his hair black which ascended him Hard.


This nigga Just bagged a Stacylite rich gymmaxxed Bitch and He Told Me He’s in Love like Her.

I Told Him How did he fall in love…he said:

Well bro, We was together at my dorm and I got too high on coke and ketamine and started crying to her…”


At That point i Told him directly : It’s Over.

To which he said:

Nah bro…she cuddled me and once i stopped crying she sucked me off and did me a tit job…”

Nigga what..?

“Yeah bro i love her. Also she made me suck on her titties while we was cuddling and after that she told me to fuck her and i railed her all night.”

Well, at this point i was shocked, but it wasn’t the first time this nigga pulled that off. He told me other stories that completely break black-Red-Blue 💊.
Nothing surprising muh stoicism is redpill cope
 
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Why doesn't this kind of shit happen to me? How the fuck do these niggas get into situations like these, and they are not even grateful afterwards for experiences like these... I am probably cursed...
 
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Fucking brutal ngl.
 
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Why doesn't this kind of shit happen to me? How the fuck do these niggas get into situations like these, and they are not even grateful afterwards for experiences like these... I am probably cursed...
you are not the only one it doesn’t happen to…

It’s brutal ik
 

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