Ben
Leader of Britcel fanclub
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My ideal woman is a fat black woman, I will tell you the traits I like about fat black women:
Pros:
Overweight:
Proof of not caring about the opinions of others to the point of neglecting her own health and possibly dying. Bravery, living outside the guidelines of a society that worships skinny woman and shames those who are fat and hungry.
Says funny fat black woman catch phrases for me:
"O hell no"
"He need some milk"
"Worldstar"
Just imagine walking around with her in public, she sees a fight and says "he need some milk". Non stop entertainment, basically living in real life version of the Eddie Murphy Movie 'Norbit'.
Cons:
Incredibly prideful:
An ego that reaches to the moon, you need to have a tough personality as she will constantly berate you for not being perfect while being the size of a whale.
Reverse body dysmorhpia:
Despite being morbidly obese believes she is a beautiful black queen. Completely deluded about her own appearance, even mocks those who also have the same flaws as her thinking because she is black she can pull it off.
Acts like a man:
Growing up in the ghetto you grow up fast, living in such a harsh environment dominated by males has taken its toll on her. She acts like a black man but looks like a woman, she is independent despite living off welfare, don't tell her shes wrong because she is always right, stay out of her way or you might get hurt (emotionally or physically).
This is why I like fat black woman. Thank you for reading.
Pros:
Overweight:
Proof of not caring about the opinions of others to the point of neglecting her own health and possibly dying. Bravery, living outside the guidelines of a society that worships skinny woman and shames those who are fat and hungry.
Says funny fat black woman catch phrases for me:
"O hell no"
"He need some milk"
"Worldstar"
Just imagine walking around with her in public, she sees a fight and says "he need some milk". Non stop entertainment, basically living in real life version of the Eddie Murphy Movie 'Norbit'.
Cons:
Incredibly prideful:
An ego that reaches to the moon, you need to have a tough personality as she will constantly berate you for not being perfect while being the size of a whale.
Reverse body dysmorhpia:
Despite being morbidly obese believes she is a beautiful black queen. Completely deluded about her own appearance, even mocks those who also have the same flaws as her thinking because she is black she can pull it off.
Acts like a man:
Growing up in the ghetto you grow up fast, living in such a harsh environment dominated by males has taken its toll on her. She acts like a black man but looks like a woman, she is independent despite living off welfare, don't tell her shes wrong because she is always right, stay out of her way or you might get hurt (emotionally or physically).
This is why I like fat black woman. Thank you for reading.
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