My imaginary gf has become to real to sustain - now my colleagues want to see her!!!

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So I got tired of telling my colleagues that I do nothing every weekend. Back in February I told them I'm seeing someone. Obviously a total lie. But I've been running the larp for a while.

I've been making up stories all the time. Last month they told me I should bring her to an after work event. I told them that her mother just died so she can't make it.

Now they are asking me to bring her to another event in the summer they are organising during the weekend. The location of the event is where I told them my imaginary gf lives!!!

Some of my colleagues will be bringing their children, others will be bringing their wives / GFs. My boss asked me "@SecularIslamist your gf will be okay to attend she's just around the corner isn't she" I calmly responded "yeah she's just a two minute walk away".

Wtf do I do??? Can't make up another excuse. It will just look suspicious. Shall I hire someone? It's gonna be hard I told them she's Greek and I have a greek colleague who may try speak greek. I've been looking on escort websites. They charge like £200 per hour. Wtffff. Only the 40 year old fat Romanians charge like £50 an hour. They don't even offer discounts and say my time is my money irrespective of what you do.

I will need to feed her the full story. What her name is (Lara). Where she was born, when her parents died, what they worked as, when she came to this country, what she works as, her company, what uni she went to. The risks are too great. One slip up and I'm fucked :forcedsmile:
 
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Bruh you are a cuck. Not because you're lying about having a gf but because you're being forced by them to show her.
Why tf do u need to show your gf to them. They cant oblige you. That's fucking weird.
 
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So I got tired of telling my colleagues that I do nothing every weekend. Back in February I told them I'm seeing someone. Obviously a total lie. But I've been running the larp for a while.

I've been making up stories all the time. Last month they told me I should bring her to an after work event. I told them that her mother just died so she can't make it.

Now they are asking me to bring her to another event in the summer they are organising during the weekend. The location of the event is where I told them my imaginary gf lives!!!

Some of my colleagues will be bringing their children, others will be bringing their wives / GFs. My boss asked me "@SecularIslamist your gf will be okay to attend she's just around the corner isn't she" I calmly responded "yeah she's just a two minute walk away".

Wtf do I do??? Can't make up another excuse. It will just look suspicious. Shall I hire someone? It's gonna be hard I told them she's Greek and I have a greek colleague who may try speak greek. I've been looking on escort websites. They charge like £200 per hour. Wtffff. Only the 40 year old fat Romanians charge like £50 an hour. They don't even offer discounts and say my time is my money irrespective of what you do.

I will need to feed her the full story. What her name is (Lara). Where she was born, when her parents died, what they worked as, when she came to this country, what she works as, her company, what uni she went to. The risks are too great. One slip up and I'm fucked :forcedsmile:
This is why lying is bad kids,

And about your situation there's no saving that, just accept the embarrassment.
 
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Bruh you are a cuck. Not because you're lying about having a gf but because you're being forced by them to show her.
Why tf do u need to show your gf to them. They cant oblige you. That's fucking weird.
Im not being forced. I can just make another excuse - it just can't look like another trick. But you don't understand my colleagues. They are very liberal and the type to talk about their personal lives all the time. A rotter like me obviously has to invent stories so I can take part in the conversation.
 
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Perhaps you should call @TheVoidInside 's oneitis, she may be the best suited for what you are looking for
 
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book an escort she can act as if she your boo
 
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So I got tired of telling my colleagues that I do nothing every weekend. Back in February I told them I'm seeing someone. Obviously a total lie. But I've been running the larp for a while.

I've been making up stories all the time. Last month they told me I should bring her to an after work event. I told them that her mother just died so she can't make it.

Now they are asking me to bring her to another event in the summer they are organising during the weekend. The location of the event is where I told them my imaginary gf lives!!!

Some of my colleagues will be bringing their children, others will be bringing their wives / GFs. My boss asked me "@SecularIslamist your gf will be okay to attend she's just around the corner isn't she" I calmly responded "yeah she's just a two minute walk away".

Wtf do I do??? Can't make up another excuse. It will just look suspicious. Shall I hire someone? It's gonna be hard I told them she's Greek and I have a greek colleague who may try speak greek. I've been looking on escort websites. They charge like £200 per hour. Wtffff. Only the 40 year old fat Romanians charge like £50 an hour. They don't even offer discounts and say my time is my money irrespective of what you do.

I will need to feed her the full story. What her name is (Lara). Where she was born, when her parents died, what they worked as, when she came to this country, what she works as, her company, what uni she went to. The risks are too great. One slip up and I'm fucked :forcedsmile:
Just tell them you broke up, it seems realistic and removes any suspicion, also you could then announce you have a new one like a month later, who doesn’t live so close.

Also you could just say you asked her and she said she didn’t want to go, it’s not that unrealistic
 
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So I got tired of telling my colleagues that I do nothing every weekend. Back in February I told them I'm seeing someone. Obviously a total lie. But I've been running the larp for a while.

I've been making up stories all the time. Last month they told me I should bring her to an after work event. I told them that her mother just died so she can't make it.

Now they are asking me to bring her to another event in the summer they are organising during the weekend. The location of the event is where I told them my imaginary gf lives!!!

Some of my colleagues will be bringing their children, others will be bringing their wives / GFs. My boss asked me "@SecularIslamist your gf will be okay to attend she's just around the corner isn't she" I calmly responded "yeah she's just a two minute walk away".

Wtf do I do??? Can't make up another excuse. It will just look suspicious. Shall I hire someone? It's gonna be hard I told them she's Greek and I have a greek colleague who may try speak greek. I've been looking on escort websites. They charge like £200 per hour. Wtffff. Only the 40 year old fat Romanians charge like £50 an hour. They don't even offer discounts and say my time is my money irrespective of what you do.

I will need to feed her the full story. What her name is (Lara). Where she was born, when her parents died, what they worked as, when she came to this country, what she works as, her company, what uni she went to. The risks are too great. One slip up and I'm fucked :forcedsmile:
DNR but literally just act schizophrenic when u gotta show your coworkers your gf
 
DNR but literally just act schizophrenic when u gotta show your coworkers your gf
yo would u have some amazing pics like ur avi n shi that r free of charge? :forcedsmile:
 
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Idk tbh id just quit my job and move countries atp :lul:
 
In ancient times people who made up stories like these were well treated in the chinese emperor's court, just add a dragon in the middle or something
 
send the pics :lasereyes:

Sejinming koreancutie 3
 
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So I got tired of telling my colleagues that I do nothing every weekend. Back in February I told them I'm seeing someone. Obviously a total lie. But I've been running the larp for a while.

I've been making up stories all the time. Last month they told me I should bring her to an after work event. I told them that her mother just died so she can't make it.

Now they are asking me to bring her to another event in the summer they are organising during the weekend. The location of the event is where I told them my imaginary gf lives!!!

Some of my colleagues will be bringing their children, others will be bringing their wives / GFs. My boss asked me "@SecularIslamist your gf will be okay to attend she's just around the corner isn't she" I calmly responded "yeah she's just a two minute walk away".

Wtf do I do??? Can't make up another excuse. It will just look suspicious. Shall I hire someone? It's gonna be hard I told them she's Greek and I have a greek colleague who may try speak greek. I've been looking on escort websites. They charge like £200 per hour. Wtffff. Only the 40 year old fat Romanians charge like £50 an hour. They don't even offer discounts and say my time is my money irrespective of what you do.

I will need to feed her the full story. What her name is (Lara). Where she was born, when her parents died, what they worked as, when she came to this country, what she works as, her company, what uni she went to. The risks are too great. One slip up and I'm fucked :forcedsmile:
This shit look’s like a movie 😭
 
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