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FascisstChad

FascisstChad

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If I was the ruler of the country, to be a citizen, you’d have to meet these requirements.
1: background check, no criminal history.
2: English test, you must know the language.
3: Dna test, we will check your genetic composition and it must be pure European and no Ashkenazi.
4: Iq tests, 105 for men and 100 for women minimum.
5: physical requirements, no birth defects or abnormalities, good health, minimum male height of 5’11” and minimum female cup size of D.
6: You must cover the cost of all the tests and check ups, you must also pay a fee to be allowed consideration and entry.
7: You will pay a 7.5% tax for life, your kids 5%, their kids 3% and their kids 1.5% and theirs 0% extra tax.
 
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This country could dominate the world within 50 years ngl :feelshah:
 
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You will have a 100% rate of people ignoring this and coming here illegally nice job :feelskek:
 
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If I was the ruler of the country, to be a citizen, you’d have to meet these requirements.
1: background check, no criminal history.
2: English test, you must know the language.
3: Dna test, we will check your genetic composition and it must be pure European and no Ashkenazi.
4: Iq tests, 105 for men and 100 for women minimum.
5: physical requirements, no birth defects or abnormalities, good health, minimum male height of 5’11” and minimum female cup size of D.
6: You must cover the cost of all the tests and check ups, you must also pay a fee to be allowed consideration and entry.
7: You will pay a 7.5% tax for life, your kids 5%, their kids 3% and their kids 1.5% and theirs 0% extra tax.
This is extremely retarded, no offense.
 
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I’d vote for you
 
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You will have a 100% rate of people ignoring this and coming here illegally nice job :feelskek:
I’d have mines, armed people and a death notice within 5km of the border. Anyone in the country would be treated as an enemy invader and be killed.
 
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change D to DD and yes
 
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less than 1% of the world population
 
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If I was the ruler of the country, to be a citizen, you’d have to meet these requirements.
1: background check, no criminal history.
2: English test, you must know the language.
3: Dna test, we will check your genetic composition and it must be pure European and no Ashkenazi.
4: Iq tests, 105 for men and 100 for women minimum.
5: physical requirements, no birth defects or abnormalities, good health, minimum male height of 5’11” and minimum female cup size of D.
6: You must cover the cost of all the tests and check ups, you must also pay a fee to be allowed consideration and entry.
7: You will pay a 7.5% tax for life, your kids 5%, their kids 3% and their kids 1.5% and theirs 0% extra tax.
u started good ig
 
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if i was king of america my laws would be:

immigration support for anyone who qualifies below 100 iq
police state
immigration must be 2x higher women than men
open borders unless the latter criteria isn’t met
 
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less than 1% of the world population
Whites are like 6-7% of the population so that wouldn’t be that bad. Come on be honest, there would be a sizeable number of European men who are minimum 5’11 and have an iq of 105 with no defects, not absurdly rare. They’d have to learn for the English test, but that’s it. And the money thing is so we don’t have welfare munchers. The actual amount to get into the country already would be even higher than what I’m proposing anyway.
 
Whites are like 6-7% of the population so that wouldn’t be that bad. Come on be honest, there would be a sizeable number of European men who are minimum 5’11 and have an iq of 105 with no defects, not absurdly rare. They’d have to learn for the English test, but that’s it. And the money thing is so we don’t have welfare munchers. The actual amount to get into the country already would be even higher than what I’m proposing anyway.
ok but what your country has to offer?
 
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If I was the ruler of the country, to be a citizen, you’d have to meet these requirements.
1: background check, no criminal history.
2: English test, you must know the language.
3: Dna test, we will check your genetic composition and it must be pure European and no Ashkenazi.
fuck man, I was doing great until 3 😂
 
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3: Dna test, we will check your genetic composition and it must be pure European and no Ashkenazi.
fuck it’s over for my 0.25% north african dna
 
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ok but what your country has to offer?
America literally has the highest gdp and economy on the planet and it’s not even close to second place, tons of natural resources, good weather and the cultural hub of the world. And Europoors can cope and seethe, but that doesn’t change the fact that countless of them still try to come here every year, even now.
 
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9/10 chance OPs indian
 
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holy based batman!
 
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9/10 chance OPs indian
IMG 2951
 
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What are you Italian?
no i have the moorish irish dna when the irish went to fight against the moors

53% english
9% germanic
20% scottish
7% welsh
5% danish
3% irish
2% cornish
0.25% north african
 
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so where r u from r u British? American/canadian ? Aussie?
 
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so where r u from r u British? American/canadian ? Aussie?
I’m American, I was born in Virginia and my ancestors came over on the Susan constant from southwest England which means they’d been here for over 400 years. They were quiet literally the first permanent wave of whites in the country.
 
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no i have the moorish irish dna when the irish went to fight against the moors

53% english
9% germanic
20% scottish
7% welsh
5% danish
3% irish
2% cornish
0.25% north african
Do you live in the Uk?
 
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Based, you lucked out. Imagine being born in that shithole. The only thing duller than their food is their sky.
 
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just outta curiosity why not askhenazi jews? I mean they look pretty white to me
 
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no i have the moorish irish dna when the irish went to fight against the moors

53% english
9% germanic
20% scottish
7% welsh
5% danish
3% irish
2% cornish
0.25% north african
what about ur cherokee ancestry
 
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what about ur cherokee ancestry
damn bruh so there's more he's been hiding 😂

on top of being part nafri

he's native American

over for dis nigga
 
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ok but what your country has to offer?
if it has nothing to offer then the untermensch wouldnt come here😂😂 clearly more to offer than shitskinstan
 
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i thought i did but it i did some dna tests and it was just tales from my schizophrenic grandfather
lol so many white Americans do this

they be like 'I had a native great great great grandfather saar so Im not a colonizer' 😂
 
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lol so many white Americans do this

they be like 'I had a native great great great grandfather saar so Im not a colonizer' 😂
I don’t get it. Why would you want to descend from fucking alcoholic losers? I descend from the winners, not the guy drinking himself to death in the res as he beats the hearing out of his kids right ear😂
 
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I don’t get it. Why would you want to descend from fucking alcoholic losers? I descend from the winners, not the guy drinking himself to death in the res as he beats the hearing out of his kids right ear😂

so they dont wanna seem like a colonizer
 
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so they dont wanna seem like a colonizer
I get that. But I’d feel embarrassed if my ancestors went from owning to continents to being relegated to some desert drinking themselves to death all day.

 
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I get that. But I’d feel embarrassed if my ancestors went from owning to continents to being relegated to some desert drinking themselves to death all day.


white guilt is real
 
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My immigration laws
1. At least 30 BMI
2. IQ no higher than 80
3. only pajeets, niggers, and mutts
4. ugly, must prove he gets 0 matches on tinder
5. sub 5'6
6. no higher education, janitors and drug dealers preferred
7. uses ebonics, zoomertalk, algospeak IRL
8. bad hygiene, has cheeto dust and chicken grease and dried up cum on his shirt, smells like shit
Welcome to Ihateredditland
 
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My immigration laws
1. At least 30 BMI
2. IQ no higher than 80
3. only pajeets, niggers, and mutts
4. ugly, must prove he gets 0 matches on tinder
5. sub 5'6
6. no higher education, janitors and drug dealers preferred
7. uses ebonics, zoomertalk, algospeak IRL
8. smells like shit
Welcome to Ihateredditland
Is that Atlanta Ga’s immigrate requirements!
 
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To immigrate where? Cause not even Americans reach these criteria
 
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I would qualify :love:
 
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This is what hitler wanted
 
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