My job application

[soapbubble]

I basically went to a pharmacy in my town and asked for a job, and the manager at the counter (I think he’s the manager just cuz he was Indian and the card he gave me lists an Indian name as the manager) told me to send a resume, which I did.

I’ve genuinely been to 25+ stores, shops, restaurants etc to ask for jobs (parent’s suggestion) and have not heard back from any yet. Praying for this guy to take me atp, the pharmacy barely has any customers and is quiet af so it seems like easy money.

 

[imontheloose]

gotta feel bad for kids now. was much better when i was his age n ruining every1s user experience. @Jason Voorhees @Ghost Philosophy

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

gotta feel bad for kids now. was much better when i was his age n ruining every1s user experience. @Jason Voorhees @Ghost Philosophy

OP unironically wrote “Hi Mr. Rajesh Patel.”

 

[Jason Voorhees]

gotta feel bad for kids now. was much better when i was his age n ruining every1s user experience. @Jason Voorhees @Ghost Philosophy

I was playing Minecraft at his age and OP is taking responsibilities already good for him

 

[zygosmasher]

great application tbh if he doesnt accept hes a jackass

 

[sergdying]

I basically went to a pharmacy in my town and asked for a job, and the manager at the counter (I think he’s the manager just cuz he was Indian and the card he gave me lists an Indian name as the manager) told me to send a resume, which I did.

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I’ve genuinely been to 25+ stores, shops, restaurants etc to ask for jobs (parent’s suggestion) and have not heard back from any yet. Praying for this guy to take me atp, the pharmacy barely has any customers and is quiet af so it seems like easy money.

nigga ur not getting that job wtf is that resume. Atleast use chatgpt or something

 

[soapbubble]

gotta feel bad for kids now. was much better when i was his age n ruining every1s user experience. @Jason Voorhees @Ghost Philosophy

I was playing Minecraft at his age and OP is taking responsibilities already good for him

If I wasn’t looking like this every time I wanted to buy something I wouldn’t be doing ts

 

[soapbubble]

nigga ur not getting that job wtf is that resume. Atleast use chatgpt or something

Nigga you didn’t even see my resume su

 

[imontheloose]

If I wasn’t looking like this every time I wanted to buy something I wouldn’t be doing ts
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I was playing Minecraft at his age and OP is taking responsibilities already good for him

thats exactly y i feel bad for him. he should be blasting mmos not picking up begum hassan's shit off the floor.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

OP unironically wrote “Hi Mr. Rajesh Patel.”

I get that also. People older than me calling Mister/Sir etc.

 

[sergdying]

Nigga you didn’t even see my resume su

i didnt see that doc link.
either way ur not getting it

 

[soapbubble]

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I get that also. People older than me calling Mister/Sir etc.

If you aren’t unnecessarily polite trying to get something career-related it’s already over

 

[imontheloose]

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I get that also. People older than me calling Mister/Sir etc.

i will never setup a linkedin profile.

 

[AmericanMTN]

inb4 they dnr you

 

[Jason Voorhees]

i will never setup a linkedin profile.

You don't have to jestermax. I have followers without making a single post or sending out connections to people every week
.

 

[soapbubble]

inb4 they dnr you

im gonna go ER if they do, that nigga would’ve made me spend allat precious time writing up that resume for nun

 

[imontheloose]

You don't have to jestermax. I have followers without making a single post or sending out connections to people every week
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i have some nepo halo, so i dont need to overly jester to these companies. i somewhat have a last resort place to go.

 

[AmericanMTN]

Yeah lol

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Also use a resume called the latex template it passes the ATS like the machine filters easily it's what all guys in tech use. It looks like this

 

[Jason Voorhees]

i have some nepo halo, so i dont need to overly jester to these companies. i somewhat have a last resort place to go.

If you have a lot of followers and regularly make posts recruiters sometimes directly approach you offering you roles. I see finance chuds making posts like this all the time

 

[soapbubble]

Also use a resume called the latex template it passes the ATS like the machine filters easily it's what all guys in tech use. It looks like this

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you might’ve put me onto sth

i’ll remember this in a few years

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Bruh I realized recently that I could never have a "job". Imagine needing to twerk for employers who don't care about ur existence just for the opportunity to become a wagecuck for them

Good for OP tho for being proactive at his young ahh age. Better to do this shit when you're young

 

[soapbubble]

Imagine needing to twerk for employers

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Everyone gotta twerk for someone I guess

This is Master for KFC

 

[Jason Voorhees]

you might’ve put me onto sth

i’ll remember this in a few years

If you are just doing this to make a quick buck fine but if I were you I'd start learning and upskilling myself to get those real jobs that are high status and skilled. You are just 16 all your needs are taken care of and your parents provide evrything for you. It's not like you have a wife or kids to look after to take up any job because you are desperate. I think your time is better spent leaning something valuable than sit in a pharmacy killing time

 

[soapbubble]

If you are just doing this to make a quick buck fine but if I were you I'd start learning and upskilling myself to get those real jobs that are high status and skilled. You are just 16 all your needs are taken care of and your parents provide evrything for you. It's not like you have a wife or kids to look after to take up any job because you are desperate. I think your time is better spent leaning something valuable than sit in a pharmacy killing time

what would you suggest I do outside of school/school extracurriculars then?

 

[Anthony111554]

Jew Application

 

[Jason Voorhees]

what would you suggest I do outside of school/school extracurriculars then?

Depends on your interest and your talents and what you like to do.

 

[inyerta]

I basically went to a pharmacy in my town and asked for a job, and the manager at the counter (I think he’s the manager just cuz he was Indian and the card he gave me lists an Indian name as the manager) told me to send a resume, which I did.

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I’ve genuinely been to 25+ stores, shops, restaurants etc to ask for jobs (parent’s suggestion) and have not heard back from any yet. Praying for this guy to take me atp, the pharmacy barely has any customers and is quiet af so it seems like easy money.

Job hunting is a humiliation ritual

 

[soapbubble]

Depends on your interest and your talents and what you like to do.

example? thinking about doing something poli sci or finance related

 

[chudcell999]

I basically went to a pharmacy in my town and asked for a job, and the manager at the counter (I think he’s the manager just cuz he was Indian and the card he gave me lists an Indian name as the manager) told me to send a resume, which I did.

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I’ve genuinely been to 25+ stores, shops, restaurants etc to ask for jobs (parent’s suggestion) and have not heard back from any yet. Praying for this guy to take me atp, the pharmacy barely has any customers and is quiet af so it seems like easy money.

You are not certain enough jobs actually want you to lie to them you can't say "usually available" that makes it seem like you're not available all the time you have to state you are absolutely available and then state your days saying "usually" seems like you're uncommitted

 

[Jason Voorhees]

example? thinking about doing something poli sci or finance related

Like I got into coding at 14 because I wanted to cheat in a game

My earliest memories of coding on an android phone

I don't know if kids still do this now or if it is relevant in 2025 but some of my earliest memories of writing code (scripts really) was for on cheat engine and game guardian. I got gifted a smartphone on my 13th Birthday. I don't quite remember what it was. I think it was samsung s6 looking...

looksmax.org

 

[soapbubble]

Job hunting is a humiliation ritual

it’s so submissive and low t jestering and begging for what’s basically crappy minimum wage fast food work

 

[soapbubble]

You are not certain enough jobs actually want you to lie to them you can't say "usually available" that makes it seem like you're not available all the time you have to state you are absolutely available and then state your days saying "usually" seems like you're uncommitted

jfl you’re right fuck i should’ve had org proofread it or sth before sending

 

[soapbubble]

Like I got into coding at 14 because I wanted to cheat in a game

My earliest memories of coding on an android phone

I don't know if kids still do this now or if it is relevant in 2025 but some of my earliest memories of writing code (scripts really) was for on cheat engine and game guardian. I got gifted a smartphone on my 13th Birthday. I don't quite remember what it was. I think it was samsung s6 looking...

looksmax.org

mirin intellectual curiosity, you’re almost definitely one of the only active org users that driven career wise

 

[chudcell999]

jfl you’re right fuck i should’ve had org proofread it or sth before sending

For some reasons bottom of the barrel entry level jobs want you to be so enthusiastic to work there like every since you popped out of the womb its been your dream to work some bullshit 9 to 5 lol next resume Make it seem overly enthusiastic to work there you'll get hired probably

 

[Arbuscular]

I basically went to a pharmacy in my town and asked for a job, and the manager at the counter (I think he’s the manager just cuz he was Indian and the card he gave me lists an Indian name as the manager) told me to send a resume, which I did.

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I’ve genuinely been to 25+ stores, shops, restaurants etc to ask for jobs (parent’s suggestion) and have not heard back from any yet. Praying for this guy to take me atp, the pharmacy barely has any customers and is quiet af so it seems like easy money.

epstein files ahh application

 

[soapbubble]

epstein files ahh application

this nigga

 

[sick kunt31]

slave cattle

 

[Starborn]

I basically went to a pharmacy in my town and asked for a job, and the manager at the counter (I think he’s the manager just cuz he was Indian and the card he gave me lists an Indian name as the manager) told me to send a resume, which I did.

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I’ve genuinely been to 25+ stores, shops, restaurants etc to ask for jobs (parent’s suggestion) and have not heard back from any yet. Praying for this guy to take me atp, the pharmacy barely has any customers and is quiet af so it seems like easy money.

steal xanax and ship it to me