My journey with a landwhale

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This thread will detail my journey with a landwhale this is because i know no foid under 180 lbs wants to talk to me so im planning for the inevitable.
 
Day 1: we went on a date and she ate 500$ worth of food I tried to stop her but she growled like a rabid animal at me and lunged at the waiter trying to eat him if I didn’t order food so I gave up and just bought the bitch anything she wanted
 
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Day 1: we went on a date and she ate 500$ worth of food I tried to stop her but she growled like a rabid animal at me and lunged at the waiter trying to eat him if I didn’t order food so I gave up and just bought the bitch anything she wanted
DNR why r u larping
 
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Ok chad
 
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Day 2: she asked me to pick her up, I told her this isn’t feasible possible as she’s 600 lbs and I’m a normal man but she demanded “PICK ME UP NOW OR ILL GO GET A MAN WAY BETTER THAN YOU MYSOGYNIST PIG” funnily enough she looks like a pig but I gave up I tried but I couldn’t and it made her cry and open her dating app to 590 matches and she said “I’m leaving you”
 
DNR why r u larping
Day 3: she came back after having sex with 14 guys from the dating app in a single night because she said she felt bad and that even mtns like me deserve love, then she tried to make me have sex with her but since im wary and fearful of my life i told her this is not the time and im waiting for a better moment
 
Day 4: she wanted me to buy her clothes because “it’s what women deserve” and she tried to go to the most expensive store but nothing fit her and she stretched/destroyed all the clothing so I had to foot a bill of 800000 dollars
“Wow your so nice not__cel now I’m off to cheat”
 
Day 4: she wanted me to buy her clothes because “it’s what women deserve” and she tried to go to the most expensive store but nothing fit her and she stretched/destroyed all the clothing so I had to foot a bill of 800000 dollars
“Wow your so nice not__cel now I’m off to cheat”
Are you living on another planet where times flies by?, because your days are way to fast.
 
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Are you living on another planet where times flies by?, because your days are way to fast.
This was detailing the days, I’ll write it day by day now
 
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