my last "slay"

[love_enforcer]

got to work

chugged half a bottle of wine to get buzzed because the day wasn't gonna be busy

state of mind changed when alcohol kicked in

started blasting charlie puth's music in my office

opened the window to look at people passing by

noticed a hot 20-25 something girl down there (my office is on the second floor)

she looks at me, realizes what my face looks like and yells: "i know this song"

my response: you know where to find me

a minute later, she knocks on my door

i open it and, after realizing she is down, gently grab her by the neck

we exchange some sexual banter/teasing

i push the case files from my desk to the side, throw her on it and fuck her like a rabid animal

she cums

i tease her some more and tell her she should leave because i have to go to court in 10 minutes

she replies with something that would translate as "just PSL mogger things", writes her number on a paper and says "hope you got no plans for the weekend"

i say: planning is not my thing, bye

it's that simple.

and then i come here and see people writing essays about discord convos. jfl.

 

[notsocommonthumb]

this never happened

 

[love_enforcer]

this never happened in my life

it's not your fault. you either have it or you don't

 

[gookcelriceR]

That was such a very good guide.

 

[notsocommonthumb]

it's not your fault. you either have it or you don't

nigga, this is some movie shit it never happened

 

[playxiing]

I would never have this kind of experience

 

[love_enforcer]

nigga, this is some movie shit it never happened to me

it's not your fault

 

[love_enforcer]

5ft11, 5.1x4.7, btw

 

[Deleted member 113182]

tales

 

[gookcelriceR]

5ft11, 5.1x4.7, btw

Caught me off guard

 

[love_enforcer]

seems like you guys are only blackpilled when it's about clowning "bluepilled redditors", ngl

 

[love_enforcer]

Caught me off guard

listen to "6ft4 8.5x6.5 HTN" virgins instead; their ramblings about hypergamy and inherently inferior women are much more grounded in reality and much more convincing considering they claim 95th percentile stats online

 

[gookcelriceR]

Why did you put "Guide" as the prefix JFL
I believe your story though

 

[love_enforcer]

Why did you put "Guide" as the prefix JFL
I believe your story though

just a joke

 

[gookcelriceR]

just a joke

Nothing like putting the wrong prefix

 

[love_enforcer]

Nothing like putting the wrong prefix

someone gets it. not common here, from what i've noticed in my first couple of days

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

what a faggot, cries cause someone said a girl flirted with them but goes on .org to brag about fucking a girl immediately to flex on incels

id smash ur pathetic skull in cuck

 

[love_enforcer]

what a faggot, cries cause someone said a girl flirted with them but goes on .org to brag about fucking a girl immediately to flex on incels

id smash ur pathetic skull in cuck

the difference is i framed it as a straightforward brag thread, while you tried to squeeze a brag (with something that only happened in your head) in your "hurr durr, i'm an incel thread", expecting people to give you validation

this post just confirms i was right about your negative iq. so does the fact that you went through my post history just to post something as stupid as this, lmao.

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

the difference is i framed it as a straight brag thread, while you tried to squeeze a brag with something that only happened in your head in your "hurr durr, i'm an incel thread". this post just confirms i was right about your negative iq. so does the fact that you went through my post history just to post something as stupid as this, lmao.

sure thing faggot, because i just simply stated a fact i guess im "bragging". the girl literally was calling me attractive behind my back to my friend and he called me up and told me about it, she wondered why i didnt have a girlfriend. thats just a low quality trait as i was pointing out, nothing about it was intended to "brag". if ur a subhuman like you are i guess thats bragging because things like that almost never happen to you. how did i even frame that as im an incel, lmao. it was a thread about my friends dating subhumans, it had nothing to do with me. take nootropics cause ur a fucking retard

 

[love_enforcer]

obviously blocked. i don't have the time for reading PSL-NPCs' garbage