my life is over i need a suicide method

[134applesauce456]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

 

[inversions]

why censor walmart

 

[134applesauce456]

why censor walmart

what do i do bhai

 

[Chungus]

Could of at least stolen something worthwhile

 

[inversions]

what do i do bhai

 

[manuel355335]

atp just try to explain the whole looksmaxxing thing to them maybe they will understand its not realy your fault

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

grab a knif, wrap your upper heard in tinfoil, Wear all black, Yell when they come and punch yourself and then cry, run away then comeback and ask for food then get arrested.

by now they will think youre some retarded schizo and they will take no consequences

 

[blimp]

"ill show these walmartcucks whos BOSS! taking muh vitamins and the looksmax race!!"

 

[134applesauce456]

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"ill show these walmartcucks whos BOSS! taking muh vitamins and the looksmax race!!"

im confuse

 

[PascalCase]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

Just stay calm and listen to ur parents. They won't hate you, they know what its like to be young.

 

[Feuerwehr]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

dont rope

 

[134applesauce456]

dont rope

im just gonna rope i hope i reincarnate to chad

 

[134applesauce456]

Just stay calm and listen to ur parents. They won't hate you, they know what its like to be young.

my parents arent like yourd

they already hate mr actually especially mom

 

[2ndAscension]

just ascend nigga

 

[134applesauce456]

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just ascend nigga

 

[Plagiarism]

Well,


Act normal for a period of time, buy a gun license, then go ER.

No, all jokes aside. I'd rather jump off a building, no there isn't a possibility you wouldn't die on impact.

Go ahead,

 

[User28823]

shiet i would steal ipods n shit from walmart back in the day

how did they find where u live nigga

no way they tracking ur ass down fbi style for $50 worth of vitamins

 

[134applesauce456]

Well,


Act normal for a period of time, buy a gun license, then go ER.

No, all jokes aside. I'd rather jump off a building, no there isn't a possibility you wouldn't die on impact.

Go ahead,

how many stories is ideal

 

[134applesauce456]

shiet i would steal ipods n shit from walmart back in the day

how did they find where u live nigga

no way they tracking ur ass down fbi style for $50 worth of vitamins

they did jfl at my luck

and the police stayed at my door for like 40 mins , i was shcoekd they didnt have smth betetr to do

 

[134applesauce456]

bro i was thinking of doing the reach for the gun method when they were talking to my so i could get an assisted suciide

 

[PascalCase]

my parents arent like yourd

they already hate mr actually especially mom

Ask them if they hate you then

 

[134applesauce456]

Ask them if they hate you then

they dont have to say it their actions speak enough

they want to kick me out

 

[Plagiarism]

how many stories is ideal

Well,


It'd be 10, but I'd have to recommend atleast 17,

Cheers.

 

[134applesauce456]

@acm @MyDreamIsToBe183CM

 

[Feuerwehr]

im just gonna rope i hope i reincarnate to chad

attention grab

 

[134applesauce456]

attention grab

im serious bro you dont undeerstand how over it is

the POLICE JUST CAME TO MY DOOR

luckpill is brutla

 

[Feuerwehr]

im serious bro you dont undeerstand how over it is

the POLICE JUST CAME TO MY DOOR

luckpill is brutla

what retards gets caught stealing vitamins?

 

[134applesauce456]

what retards gets caught stealing vitamins?

 

[Feuerwehr]

 

[Deleted member 291098]

Heroin overdose is the GOATed method

 

[turkcelfatcel]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

Going er for those who ruined your life

 

[Lefty Rankin]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

You don't have to answer your door or talk to police.

 

[134applesauce456]

You don't have to answer your door or talk to police.

Ii wish I knew that wtf

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Ii wish I knew that wtf

Unless they got a warrant you ain't gotta open the door.

And no matter what, even if they got a warrant, you don't have to speak with them.

Repeat "I'm not willing to speak with you.", as many times as you need to. You don't even have to say that though. If they're talking to you it's either because they've already decided to arrest you and just don't want to read you your Miranda rights yet. Or it's because they don't have enough to arrest you but they want you to talk your way into an arrest. You don't have to assist them with their investigation.

 

[acm]

how did they find out where u lived

did they tell ur parents yet

 

[134applesauce456]

how did they find out where u lived

did they tell ur parents yet

Ye they took everything from me even more than before

 

[acm]

Ye they took everything from me even more than before

how did they find out where u lived tho

 

[134applesauce456]

how did they find out where u lived tho

they goot my license plate

my parents are livid lmao they took away even my skincare and basic hygeine jfl

 

[GenZ]

Go over to SS or ******************, another forum made by the same guy that made this one

 

[GenZ]

JFL at them censoring the name. Sаnсtiоnеd Suicidе is the name

 

[Scandicel]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

u should buy more vitamins

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

stealing vitamins JFL. Vitamins arent even that good. Its useless asf

 

[134applesauce456]

stealing vitamins JFL. Vitamins arent even that good. Its useless asf

it was ashwaganda + magneisum glycinate and L-theronate

 

[RODER]

im just gonna rope i hope i reincarnate to chad

try the good old shotgun pal

 

[Trevor Wonter]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

broke ass nigga deadass gonna kill himself cuz of mulitvitamins

 

[theladarer2000]

NEVERROPE

 

[Foreverbrad]

Well,


Act normal for a period of time, buy a gun license, then go ER.

No, all jokes aside. I'd rather jump off a building, no there isn't a possibility you wouldn't die on impact.

Go ahead,

Remember that guy who jumped off a building and landed on a traffic bollard up his ass and then died on the operating table after hours of agony and humiliation?

 

[Aox Ofwar]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

 

[134applesauce456]

broke ass nigga deadass gonna kill himself cuz of mulitvitamins

its not because of the vitamins, who cares about that shit

its because my parents are legit torturing me right now, I cant even stand being alive

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

The cops came to my door today because I took $47 worth of vitamins at w@@lm@rt

they are going to notify my parents , who have already taken everything from me because they found my tirzepatide

please guys

nio way

u0pdates?