My little cousin just lost his virginity.

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My little cousin who was born in 2008 just lost his virginity. He's a freshman in HS.

I remember when my dad told me he was born, conveniently enough, I was 14. A horny virgin trying to fuck anything that moved. And here I am at 28, a horny virgin, depressed with a preference for Femdom and Anal Play. Funny how life works out.

Additionally, he's taller than me
 
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You'll find a nice women who's ready to settle down soon.
 
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My little cousin who was born in 2008 just lost his virginity. He's a freshman in HS.

I remember when my dad told me he was born, conveniently enough, I was 14. A horny virgin trying to fuck anything that moved. And here I am at 28, a horny virgin, depressed with a preference for Femdom and Anal Play. Funny how life works out.

Additionally, he's taller than me
Anal play?
 
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Anal play?
Prostate Massaging. Tried it during a degenerated fapping session and it changed my life.....probably for the worse.
 
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Bro no woman is going to respect a “man” that’s into getting pegged and femdom.
 
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Prostate Massaging. Tried it during a degenerated fapping session and it changed my life.....probably for the worse.
Ew ew ew.
 
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Ew ew ew.
I won't tell you to open that can of worms but I will admit I experienced an orgasm that puts traditional semen ejaculation to shame.
 
Bro no woman is going to respect a “man” that’s into getting pegged and femdom.
If I got into a relationship, I wouldn't admit that I'm into it, I would act brand new.
 
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I won't tell you to open that can of worms but I will admit I experienced an orgasm that puts traditional semen ejaculation to shame.
Yeah, you don't have to worry about me.
 
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Yeah, you don't have to worry about me.

Just give this a read, I'm not crazy.
 
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Just give this a read, I'm not crazy.
No, I believe you. I farted while nutting one time in the shower.
 
The problem with 99.9% of members on this forum is their blind obsession with women in terms of sexual or romantic relationships, driven by an ancient primal urge that doesn't even serve your own best interests. I wish more people could see the whole picture the way I do. It would make the world a better, more peaceful place
 
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Lol.
 
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The problem with 99.9% of members on this forum is their blind obsession with women in terms of sexual or romantic relationships, driven by an ancient primal urge that doesn't even serve your own best interests. I wish more people could see the whole picture the way I do. It would make the world a better, more peaceful place
yes.....you are different from everyone else here.
 
Have you watched Derek from MorePlatesMoreDates .com? He gives some useful advice bro. And go to a gym, woman love muscular guys. Don’t worry much. Men peak at 40 anyway, you will find a good woman soon enough brother.

Peace out ✌🏿
 
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yes.....you are different from everyone else here.
I actually am. But I suffer in other ways, trust me. There a far more painful things in life than celibacy or low social status
 
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I actually am. But I suffer in other ways, trust me. There a far more painful things in life than celibacy or low social status
like what??
 
I won't tell you to open that can of worms but I will admit I experienced an orgasm that puts traditional semen ejaculation to shame.
Make post about it
 
I actually am. But I suffer in other ways, trust me. There a far more painful things in life than celibacy or low social status
like what??
like being addicted to drinking and smoking and living like a hobo with no aim or ambition just barely scarping by in life dragging others down into this pit of aimless misery
that's what @Bewusst specializes in
 

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