My maternal grandpa's brother is staying over today

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I am not going to be autistic and ask for his height

or randomly stand right next to him (unless I find the opportunity)

but based on what I've seen, him walking by doors and standing up while he is standing up, he is clearly either 5'10" or 5'11" like most males on my mom's side

So brutal how my my 5'10" maternal grandpa and his siblings just mog me

And they're all like 55-65, the rest might be dead idk

They all have normal torsos too. That's what gets me mogged obviously

My maternal grandpa's sister was heightmogging me to death in fall 2021 (this is when I became extremely self conscious about my height as I realized I finished growing a long time ago. last time I grew 2 inches was late 2019 through late 2020. feels like yesterday)

and so I asked her "how tall are you?"

and she said

5'5"

She is definitely a legit 5'5" because I felt way to close to her height as I am only 5'7" barefoot in the afternoon. Her revealing she was 5'5" instead of something like 5'7" back then brutally blackpilled me that I stopped growing decades ago

what a fucking subhuman midget faggot I am, yes, I know my bros
 
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do the neck stretching method to become taller
 
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We manlets never win
 
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God damn I love this site. only place where you can read the weirdest shit
 
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God damn I love this site. only place where you can read the weirdest shit
I am binge reading OP threads lmfao.
You know I intentionally structure and add certain ingredients to my threads to make them somewhat funny and entertaining, right?

I am not actually as disturbed or "twisted" as you may think
 
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