My mindmaxxing regimen

[JeanneDArcAlter]

The treatment is split into a 4 week program. The dosages of meds are gradually increased through the weeks and so is the intensity of the CBT. Only 41% of patients complete the full 4 weeks.

Week 1
Mandatory BBC therapy for a minimum of 12 hours per day.
Bugs fasting: patients may only consume Impossible whoppers and cockroach milk for the first 3 days
Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
Citalopram
Escitalopram
Fluoxetine
Droperidol
Haloperidol
Week 2
Mandatory viewing: Neil deGrasse Tyson's Cosmos: Possible Worlds
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Mandatory viewing: National Geographic Documentary - Fauci (2021)
Group meditation session: relaxing nature sounds
Dixyrazine
Fluphenazine
Levomepromazine
Mesoridazine
Perazine
Pericyazine
Perphenazine
Pipotiazine
Benperidol
Bromperidol
Week 3
50µg Sproke-flavored Fentanyl lollipop every 12 hours
Excursion to the local planetarium to watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's Dark Universe
Make-your-own Funko Pops
Ear surgery
Breakfast For Dinner
Sultopride
Risperidone
Carpipramine
Clocapramine
Clorotepine
Clotiapine
Loxapine
Mosapramine
Sulpiride
Veralipride
Aripiprazole
Brexpiprazole
Olanzapine
Quetiapine
Ziprasidone
Week 4
Group meditation session: with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma music
Grammar workshop: importance of using though at the end of your sentences
Deep breathing exercises: how to count to 10
Coping seminar: how to win arguments by conceding
The BCI microchip surgery
Final exam: planetary science and biology
Butalbital
Pentobarbital
Phenobarbital
Triazolam
Eszopiclone
Zaleplon
Zolpidem
Zopiclone
Lemborexan
Suvorexant
Brompheniramine
Captodiame
Chlorpheniramine
Cyproheptadine
Dimenhydrinate
Diphenhydramine
Doxylamine
Hydroxyzine
Promethazine
Chloral hydrate
Chlorobutanol
Chloroform
Cyclopropane
Desflurane
Enflurane
Esketamine
Ethyl chloride
Etomidate
Isoflurane
Halothane
Physochlaina
Prostanthera striatiflora
Valerian
Afloqualone
Cloroqualone
Diproqualone
Etaqualone
Mebroqualone
Mecloqualone
Methaqualone
Methylmethaqualone
Nitromethaqualone
Baclofen
Carisoprodol
Chlorzoxazone
Clonidine
Cyclobenzaprine
Gabapentin
Meprobamate
Metaxalone
Methocarbamol
Orphenadrine
Phenibut
Pregabalin
Tizanidine
Alfentanil
Bromide salts
Dexmedetomidine
Dextromethorphan
Glutethimide
Thalidomide

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

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