Nazi Germany
Zubeer Adolf Hipster - KVAZAR MOLOCH
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I was just standing there, you know, mid-pee, and that’s when they started whispering again 
the moldy bathroom tiles. The fungal philosophers, embedded deep in the grout, have been plotting for ages. Every drip, every crack in the caulk is a calculated move in their master plan. They’re not just rotting, they’re strategizing. I mean, who would've thought, right? A revolution, but not by us, by the mold.
Their spore network is something beyond what your average human brain can comprehend—is already in place. They’ve been using the humidity in the air to transmit signals, decoding the very fabric of government infrastructure through the water pipes. Every flush sends a message. Every shower is an encrypted code. The tiles told me they’ve been watching for decades, monitoring our government systems through the plumbing
The plan? They want to collapse the currency system by flooding every public restroom with spores so dense that the human mind will lose its grip on reality. And when that happens mhm total takeover. The mold elite have already infiltrated the basements of political buildings. Every time a politician steps into a bathroom, they’re being indoctrinated into the mold's spore consciousness. You think the NSA is the problem? No. It’s the grout, the slimy bastards that seep into your subconscious as you scrub away, believing you’ve cleaned something. But you haven't. You’ve just given them more space to grow. Every scrub is another step closer to their final agenda: dissolving human autonomy into one great, mold-riddled abyss.
the moldy bathroom tiles. The fungal philosophers, embedded deep in the grout, have been plotting for ages. Every drip, every crack in the caulk is a calculated move in their master plan. They’re not just rotting, they’re strategizing. I mean, who would've thought, right? A revolution, but not by us, by the mold.Their spore network is something beyond what your average human brain can comprehend—is already in place. They’ve been using the humidity in the air to transmit signals, decoding the very fabric of government infrastructure through the water pipes. Every flush sends a message. Every shower is an encrypted code. The tiles told me they’ve been watching for decades, monitoring our government systems through the plumbing
The plan?
They want to collapse the currency system by flooding every public restroom with spores so dense that the human mind will lose its grip on reality. And when that happens mhm total takeover. The mold elite have already infiltrated the basements of political buildings. Every time a politician steps into a bathroom, they’re being indoctrinated into the mold's spore consciousness. You think the NSA is the problem? No. It’s the grout, the slimy bastards that seep into your subconscious as you scrub away, believing you’ve cleaned something. But you haven't. You’ve just given them more space to grow. Every scrub is another step closer to their final agenda: dissolving human autonomy into one great, mold-riddled abyss.The tiles spoke to me, and they don’t mince words. The takeover is imminent, and no, you can’t stop it
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