My mom asked me whether I want Santa to bring me a girlfriend

[Lonenely sigma]

Damn my parents have a cruel sense of humor.

Since my brother is 9 they still do that entire cringe Santa stuff and what have you.

So they have to pretend to get me smt as well.

She asked me:

"What do you want?"

-I really don't need anything

"What about a girlfriend?"

That crushed my soul.

I told her:

"Alright, I want a girlfriend and a submarine please"

 

[Klasik616]

Over
I just want money for looksmaxxes

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Over
I just want money for looksmaxxes

Hey mom can you gimme a modified trimax with chin narrowing and jaw shaving that will turn me into a cute little prettyboy of my future girlfriend

 

[chadhamed]

What about a ps5

 

[Lonenely sigma]

What about a ps5

I have a very good computer already and I play minecraft bedwars only regardless

 

[Klasik616]

Hey mom can you gimme a modified trimax with chin narrowing and jaw shaving that will turn me into a cute little prettyboy of my future girlfriend

I need to reduce my forehead asap

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Fuck them

My parents have left it alone since they helped me pay for hgh

Helping me pay for hgh is basically

"Yes you are ruined to the degree of needing intervention"

And where did that come from? Shit genes! Manlet mother

 

[Daddy's Home]

Your room on Christmas night..

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I have a very good computer already and I play minecraft bedwars only regardless

Bedwars was classic

 

[fuxkdakikez]

my parents don’t ask anymore after i spilled the blackpill to them

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Fuck them

My parents have left it alone since they helped me pay for hgh

Helping me pay for hgh is basically

"Yes you are ruined to the degree of needing intervention"

And where did that come from? Shit genes! Manlet mother

Blackpilled parents mog.

My parents could afford my surgeries 15 times but they won't. They threaten to lock me up in a mental hospital every time I bring up my poor looks lmao.

 

[valentine]

minecraft bedwars

mogs

 

[valentine]

mogs

what lvl are u

 

[Lonenely sigma]

what lvl are u

My sister stole my actual account so now I play on this shitty cracked server only. Haven't been on hypixel since 2020

 

[valentine]

My sister stole my actual account so now I play on this shitty cracked server only. Haven't been on hypixel since 2020

thats lame hypixel mogs i think they recently updated bw too

 

[yellowshortcel]

My sister stole my actual account so now I play on this shitty cracked server only. Haven't been on hypixel since 2020

probably the best thing to ever happen, hypixel actually made me stay inside 24/7

 

[yellowshortcel]

I'd ask santa to make me 6 foot

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I'd ask santa to make me 6 foot

Thats below average where I live lool

I am a 5'10 manlet, the average here is 6'1

 

[yellowshortcel]

Thats below average where I live lool

I am a 5'10 manlet, the average here is 6'1

id honestly kill to be 5'10

 

[DR. NICKGA]

I have a very good computer already and I play minecraft bedwars only regardless

Play genshin impact, its so awesome

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Play genshin impact, its so awesome

At least you didn't just spam my username

 

[Futura]

I have a very good computer already and I play minecraft bedwars only regardless

My fucking mom is against videogames cuz i don't have a social life (her fault) and doesn't want me to have a ps5 i didnt even ask her i just asked if my dad could give it to me

 

[Underdog9494]

Hey mom can you gimme a modified trimax with chin narrowing and jaw shaving that will turn me into a cute little prettyboy of my future girlfriend

I dare you to ask her that nigga

 

[Dominicoon]

Damn my parents have a cruel sense of humor.

Since my brother is 9 they still do that entire cringe Santa stuff and what have you.

So they have to pretend to get me smt as well.

She asked me:

"What do you want?"

-I really don't need anything

"What about a girlfriend?"

That crushed my soul.

I told her:

"Alright, I want a girlfriend and a submarine please"

All aryans like yourself get a goth gf

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I dare you to ask her that nigga

I actually have asked her for bimax as a joke before and she did laugh

 

[Lonenely sigma]

All aryans like yourself get a goth gf
View attachment 3378812

Aryan in the slums of Eastern India (formerly British Raj)

 

[Dominicoon]

Aryan in the slums of Eastern India (formerly British Raj)

All europeans are aryan except for iberians

 

[Underdog9494]

Niggaducj help

I actually have asked her for bimax as a joke before and she did laugh

My back fucking hurts i cant move

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Except for iberians

Your racial theories suprise me every single time lmaoo

Did a portugalian dude scam you or smt?

 

[Dominicoon]

Your racial theories suprise me every single time lmaoo

Did a portugalian dude scam you or smt?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

View attachment 3378904

Ehhh... maybe they are just tanned? Yk, bc of the sun?

 

[Underdog9494]

Bro stop laughing i have to go to s friends house for a party i csnt fucking move help

 

[Mosh12]

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Bro stop laughing i have to go to s friends house for a party i csnt fucking move help

Brb sending my virtual lonenely sigma condolances to you

 

[Dominicoon]

Ehhh... maybe they are just tanned? Yk, bc of the sun?

This is a spaniard.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

View attachment 3378908 This is a spaniard.

Tbf I think it has less to do with coloring and more with daaa bonezzz

I see gl people with his coloring often, and I see "ideal coloring" get ruined by bad bones. It all comes down to bones

 

[Dominicoon]

Tbf I think it has less to do with coloring and more with daaa bonezzz

I see gl people with his coloring often, and I see "ideal coloring" get ruined by bad bones. It all comes down to bones

Still barely white but they do indeed mog.

 

[tanblueyes]

How do parents manage to be more cruel than your enemies

 

[Underdog9494]

Brb sending my virtual lonenely sigma condolances to you

Bro im at my friend

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Bro im at my friend

Why does ur back hurt in the first place?

 

[wastedspermcel]

Blackpilled parents mog.

My parents could afford my surgeries 15 times but they won't. They threaten to lock me up in a mental hospital every time I bring up my poor looks lmao.

Go ER or leech off of them

 

[Underdog9494]

So i got uhh:
700 ml vodka
And 2 bottles of wine

 

[Underdog9494]

Why does ur back hurt in the first place?

Idk i think i got hit but it didn't hurt st first

 

[Underdog9494]

Why does ur back hurt in the first place?

Dude he got a sound system and we're listening to music i can feel the bass