My mom asked me whether I want Santa to bring me a girlfriend

[Lonenely sigma]

Damn my parents have a cruel sense of humor.

Since my brother is 9 they still do that entire cringe Santa stuff and what have you.

So they have to pretend to get me smt as well.

She asked me:

"What do you want?"

-I really don't need anything

"What about a girlfriend?"

That crushed my soul.

I told her:

"Alright, I want a girlfriend and a submarine please"

 

[Klasik616]

Over
I just want money for looksmaxxes

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Over
I just want money for looksmaxxes

Hey mom can you gimme a modified trimax with chin narrowing and jaw shaving that will turn me into a cute little prettyboy of my future girlfriend

 

[chadhamed]

What about a ps5

 

[Lonenely sigma]

What about a ps5

I have a very good computer already and I play minecraft bedwars only regardless

 

[Klasik616]

Hey mom can you gimme a modified trimax with chin narrowing and jaw shaving that will turn me into a cute little prettyboy of my future girlfriend

I need to reduce my forehead asap

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Fuck them

My parents have left it alone since they helped me pay for hgh

Helping me pay for hgh is basically

"Yes you are ruined to the degree of needing intervention"

And where did that come from? Shit genes! Manlet mother

 

[Daddy's Home]

Your room on Christmas night..

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I have a very good computer already and I play minecraft bedwars only regardless

Bedwars was classic

 

[fuxkdakikez]

my parents don’t ask anymore after i spilled the blackpill to them

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Fuck them

My parents have left it alone since they helped me pay for hgh

Helping me pay for hgh is basically

"Yes you are ruined to the degree of needing intervention"

And where did that come from? Shit genes! Manlet mother

Blackpilled parents mog.

My parents could afford my surgeries 15 times but they won't. They threaten to lock me up in a mental hospital every time I bring up my poor looks lmao.

 

[valentine]

minecraft bedwars

mogs

 

[valentine]

mogs

what lvl are u

 

[Lonenely sigma]

what lvl are u

My sister stole my actual account so now I play on this shitty cracked server only. Haven't been on hypixel since 2020

 

[valentine]

My sister stole my actual account so now I play on this shitty cracked server only. Haven't been on hypixel since 2020

thats lame hypixel mogs i think they recently updated bw too

 

[yellowshortcel]

My sister stole my actual account so now I play on this shitty cracked server only. Haven't been on hypixel since 2020

probably the best thing to ever happen, hypixel actually made me stay inside 24/7

 

[yellowshortcel]

I'd ask santa to make me 6 foot

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I'd ask santa to make me 6 foot

Thats below average where I live lool

I am a 5'10 manlet, the average here is 6'1

 

[yellowshortcel]

Thats below average where I live lool

I am a 5'10 manlet, the average here is 6'1

id honestly kill to be 5'10

 

[DR. NICKGA]

I have a very good computer already and I play minecraft bedwars only regardless

Play genshin impact, its so awesome

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Play genshin impact, its so awesome

At least you didn't just spam my username