My mom caught me on lookism

[retard]

A few months ago I left my phone in the car when my mom was taking me to school and she decided to snoop around. I didn’t know at the time she did, but when I went into her room I saw “lookism.net” written on a piece of paper and slowly died on the inside. She started rambling on how the horrible things she saw on that site and what the heck the “Forefront of the coping movement” meant.
She said she had never seen any website as weird as it and all the horrible things they said about females jfl
I wonder if she saw an undisputed post holy shit

I managed to slither out of it by explaining to her what mewing was and I told her I used this site for info on it and never used it again besides that

 

[Deleted member 3902]

A few months ago I left my phone in the car when my mom was taking me to school and she decided to snoop around. I didn’t know at the time she did, but when I went into her room I saw “lookism.net” written on a piece of paper and slowly died on the inside. She started rambling on how the horrible things she saw on that site and what the heck the “Forefront of the coping movement” meant.
She said she had never seen any website as weird as it and all the horrible things they said about females jfl
I wonder if she saw an undisputed post holy shit

I managed to slither out of it by explaining to her what mewing was and I told her I used this site for info on it and never used it again besides that

Lmao imagine she saw a Video of zesto shoving a dildo up his ass

 

[Deleted member 2846]

damn that’s messed how she snooped around like that

my mom has almost caught me a few times jfl

 

[RAITEIII]

 

[Blackout.xl]

Low T. If your mom finds out why should you care? Browse infront of her.

 

[LordNorwood]

I remember as a 15 year old my mom snooped through my phone while I was in the shower to learn that I was smoking weed
Still gets me mad to think about tbh

 

[Slayer]

you gotta be more careful broski, I always use psl in incognito so it doesn't show up in my google autofill

 

[Deleted member 3328]

 

[retard]

I remember as a 15 year old my mom snooped through my phone while I was in the shower to learn that I was smoking weed
Still gets me mad to think about tbh

my mom makes me charge my phone in the hallway before I go to bed and she does random inspections on it, I have to clear all my history delete my Spotify because of the cuss words and I had to jailbreak my phone so I can delete my battery history or she would interrogate me about what I’m spending 5 hours a day on in safari and why I don’t have any searches jfl it’s over

 

[Deleted member 3962]

damn that’s messed how she snooped around like that

my mom has almost caught me a few times jfl

moms r nosy

 

[LordNorwood]

my mom makes me charge my phone in the hallway before I go to bed and she does random inspections on it, I have to clear all my history delete my Spotify because of the cuss words and I had to jailbreak my phone so I can delete my battery history or she would interrogate me about what I’m spending 5 hours a day on in safari and why I don’t have any searches jfl it’s over

Jesus Christ dude your mom is fucking insane

 

[retard]

moms r nosy

Well sweaty if you have nothing to hide then why can’t I see??? You can go through my phone

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Buy another Phone tbh

 

[LordNorwood]

This reminds me of a mystery that only redpill theory was trying to take steps towards investigating - why do so many moms work tirelessly around the clock trying to ensure their sons become betas?

 

[Titbot]

Well sweaty if you have nothing to hide then why can’t I see??? You can go through my phone

Sounds like a porno waiting to happen. Even my curry parents are not that bad

 

[retard]

Sounds like a porno waiting to happen. Even my curry parents are not that bad

my mom gives me a porn rant about how bad it is every 3 months and asks me if I’ve ever stumbled across and and tells me how it ruins your brain kinda based

 

[Titbot]

my mom gives me a porn rant about how bad it is every 3 months and asks me if I’ve ever stumbled across and and tells me how it ruins your brain kinda based

Just be low inhib and ask her to stfu or suck your dick

 

[RAITEIII]

my mom gives me a porn rant about how bad it is every 3 months and asks me if I’ve ever stumbled across and and tells me how it ruins your brain kinda based

Imagining a conversation like that is so awkward for me lol

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

My mom took my iPad because I didn’t give her the password and let her check what I had on there.

She would’ve seen this place, a bunch of hot girls and weird photos in my camera roll, all my discord messages.

She still has it.

 

[Deleted member 2846]

This reminds me of a mystery that only redpill theory was trying to take steps towards investigating - why do so many moms work tirelessly around the clock trying to ensure their sons become betas?

possibly projection. they are mothers now and their mindset switched from “getting dick” to “securing resources” so they instill in that their sons subconsciously. there’s an interesting vid that says single mothers subconsciously make their sons and daughters dependent on them. very interesting and relates to a lot of men nowadays (it makes the man into an man child who doesn’t want to grow up).


watch it and then u can make your own conclusion on why women make their sons into betas (hint: it’s about subconscious projection)

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

jfl my mom already knows all about psl, 4chan and the misc and im early 20s khhv.

'so you havent been on lookism recently honey. Oh but what's this? LOOKSMAX.ME THATS JUST LIKE LOOKISM ISNT IT? How about you stop sunbaking in the sun naked, drinking milk, lifting weights and do use your body to get a girlfriend!'
'm-mom im ugly'
'NO YOUR NOT. DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN. YOUR BEAUTIFUL. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE THAT EVER EXISTED.'
'no im ugly mom'.
'NO YOUR NOT. IM SICK OF THIS. WHY DONT YOU SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST? WHY DONT YOU ASK A GIRL OUT? WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE A NORMAL BOY?'.
'Its over mom. its fuarkin ogre. im a beta manlet.'
'IM JUST SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU. I DONT WANT YOU TO QUIT UNIVERSITY. I DONT WANT YOU TO GIVE UP ON LIFE'
'Im sorry mom. I wont give up'.
Then we hug it out and I resume shitposting, pacing up and down the house, blaring bad EDM and periodically stare at myself in the mirror, letting a wave of depression wash over me.
This conversation seems to be a monthly ordeal.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

Ive been browsing 4chan sites for 10 years and PSL for 5

In real life I still pretend to this day that i have no idea what 4chan is or what memes are



back in the day it was super uncool and cringey to talk about internet stuff in real life

hopefully people just think im a nerd who plays video games all day

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Low T. If your mom finds out why should you care? Browse infront of her.

"Mom I need you to make an account so we can tagteam @undisputed into submission!"

 

[Normieville]

My mum is blackpilled on things. She helped me skinmax and talks a lot about how women care about looks. I actually respect her so much more for it and it's improved our relationship. She's even blackpilled on diet in the sense that she knows that most health and nutrition advice is a scam. It's really cool man try open up if she has any reason

 

[retard]

bumping this legendary thread

 

[wasted]

bumping this legendary thread

 

[Pillarman]

do you stalk her phone too ? if she lets u then it'd be fair ngl

 

[oatmeal]

my parents already know I use sites like this.

 

[alriodai]

bumping this legendary thread

give us a update cause u bumped u fucking low IQ low T faggot

 

[retard]

give us a update cause u bumped u fucking low IQ low T faggot

That was the end of it, after that a few months later I had music playing and my mom snuck up on me when I was messaging someone on here and she gave me the weirdest look and said “Who is this person?” (She thinks every person on the internet is a pedo jfl)

 

[Deleted member 8623]

This reminds me of a mystery that only redpill theory was trying to take steps towards investigating - why do so many moms work tirelessly around the clock trying to ensure their sons become betas?

because femoids are whores

 

[sytyl]

back when I was in grade 10, internet bandwidth caps were still prevalent, my dad at some point contacted our ISP to see where the bandwidth was being consumed since it would always get capped within half a month (it was me, watching porn)

boy did I get a stern talking to (while he was teaching me to drive too jfl, imagine driving for one of the first times in your life and your dad is unloading on you that you shouldn't watch porn etc.), couldn't look my dad in the eyes for months knowing he knew

 

[Chadelite]

Ur mom is probs a hot milf

Holy crap I love milfs more than jbs


I want an American which Stacy milf to make me cookies

 

[6’1cel]

my mom makes me charge my phone in the hallway before I go to bed and she does random inspections on it, I have to clear all my history delete my Spotify because of the cuss words and I had to jailbreak my phone so I can delete my battery history or she would interrogate me about what I’m spending 5 hours a day on in safari and why I don’t have any searches jfl it’s over

nigga do you not have a lockscreen code?

 

[alriodai]

That was the end of it, after that a few months later I had music playing and my mom snuck up on me when I was messaging someone on here and she gave me the weirdest look and said “Who is this person?” (She thinks every person on the internet is a pedo jfl)

nigga you got the worst mom ever omg, my sister caught me watching porn a hundred times and she ain't snitch, my father caught ALL MY DISCORD MESSAGES full of shitposting and shit and called me and we laughed about it being high T asf, the closest my mom got to seeing shit i did on the internet was when she got on my instagram, she found me subbed to a bunch of e-whores showing their ass and she told me "why you subbed to them" and i literally just took the phone and we never talked about it.

Nigga I'mlowkey praying for you your mom leaves you alone I can't live like that how do you manage to survive? wtf

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Imagine being such a trucel jfl

 

[magnificentcel]

my parents already know I use sites like this.

What do they think about it

 

[retard]

nigga do you not have a lockscreen code?

she made me tell her the password since “she pays the phone bill” jfl