my mom found a birthday gift for me

[hax]

and i feel so bad and ungrateful already

i can already tell it’s not gonne help me looksmax in any way

i already know it’s not even gonna be clothes to compensate for my face

i had some ideas cause it’s only once a year i can beg for this shit but i’ll have to give up on them ig

 

[imontheloose]

I’d accept a log of shit for Christmas

 

[hax]

I’d accept a log of shit for Christmas

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that would ruin alot of people's christmas

 

[valentine]

parents are just trying their best it is what it is.

 

[hax]

parents are just trying their best it is what it is.

yea that's why i feel a so sick of thinking like this in the first place

 

[jaaba]

I always used to feel very guilty not liking a gift

 

[hax]

I always used to feel very guilty not liking a gift

still do and it's very painful, especially asking/buying anything else after that

 

[yesimog420]

It’s your birthday today?

 

[jaaba]

still do and it's very painful, especially asking/buying anything else after that

I am past the age of getting surprised now, most family members won’t buy me gifts bc I’m not a kid anymore

 

[hax]

It’s your birthday today?

soon, january 12th

I am past the age of getting surprised now, most family members won’t buy me gifts bc I’m not a kid anymore

i'm slowly getting there

 

[yesimog420]

soon, january 12th


i'm slowly getting there

I can help curate some gifts

Think about

Fleshlights
Lube
Dildos
Phone holder for porn

 

[hax]

I can help curate some gifts

Think about

Fleshlights
Lube
Dildos
Phone holder for porn

this but unironically

 

[yesimog420]

this but unironically

You striped the dildo down that means you will buy that first? Nice one if you need some advice for self play dm me

 

[hax]

You striped the dildo down that means you will buy that first? Nice one if you need some advice for self play dm me

never lose yuor bad dragon

 

[yesimog420]

never lose yuor bad dragon

Yeah bd is good

Ihave these 2

Chance Flared | Bad Dragon

Chance Flared is the ultimate anthro horse sex toy. Sculpted by hand with a medial ring and bulbous head, you'll want to grab your saddle and hop on.

bad-dragon.com

Bad Dragon®'s Archer (Uncut) | Bad Dragon

Bad Dragon®'s Archer (Uncut) is a human-inspired sex toy covered in life-like veining texture and features the look of an uncircumcised head with a smooth, thick shaft.

bad-dragon.com

I can’t show pics rn cause my whole family is in the living room with me rn

But you get the point

 

[hax]

Yeah bd is good

Ihave these 2

Chance Flared | Bad Dragon

Chance Flared is the ultimate anthro horse sex toy. Sculpted by hand with a medial ring and bulbous head, you'll want to grab your saddle and hop on.

bad-dragon.com

Bad Dragon®'s Archer (Uncut) | Bad Dragon

Bad Dragon®'s Archer (Uncut) is a human-inspired sex toy covered in life-like veining texture and features the look of an uncircumcised head with a smooth, thick shaft.

bad-dragon.com

I can’t show pics rn cause my whole family is in the living room with me rn

But you get the point

swear on goatis...

 

[yesimog420]

swear on goatis...

Haram. I cant swear on fucking goatis dude

But yeah i do have these 2 I promise

 

[hax]

Haram. I cant swear on fucking goatis dude

But yeah i do have these 2 I promise

mirin the inhib for sharing this