my mom fucking gave me a haircut

[EthiopianMaxxer]

she couldn't take me to an actual barber and offered to cut my hair, i was a bit skeptical at first but i gave it a shot

now my hairline is SO FUCKED up holy shit i look so subhuman i have to spend the rest of the week looking FUCKING SHIT HOLY SHIT NIGGA

im obviously not gonna tell her that tho, at least she was just trying to help

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

HOLY SHIT NIGGA

 

[mksalem]

she couldn't take me to an actual barber and offered to cut my hair, i was a bit skeptical at first but i gave it a shot

now my hairline is SO FUCKED up holy shit i look so subhuman i have to spend the rest of the week looking FUCKING SHIT HOLY SHIT NIGGA

im obviously not gonna tell her that tho, at least she was just trying to help

Can I see?

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

Can I see?

fuck no nigga

 

[qxdr]

let me see

 

[mksalem]

fuck no nigga

It might not be that bad

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

let me see

fuck no nigga

 

[acm]

why couldn't she take you to an actual barber? I also know how you feel when your hair gets fucked up brocel

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

why couldn't she take you to an actual barber? I also know how you feel when our hair gets fucked up brocel

she didn't have the time

 

[qxdr]

can you draw it

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

can you draw it

i don't know how to fucking draw

 

[acm]

she didn't have the time

are your parents strict? I can pretty much leave and enter the house anytime I want so im free for haircuts whenever

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

are your parents strict? I can pretty much leave and enter the house anytime I want so im free for haircuts whenever

yeah very, i'm not really allowed to leave the house

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

fucking niggabump

 

[qxdr]

fucking niggabump

show us nigga, it’s probably not that bad

 

[Nebelix28]

Didn’t read but I’m Sorry I know it’s over

 

[Sub5kang]

now my hairline is SO FUCKED up holy shit i look so subhuman i have to spend the rest of the week looking FUCKING SHIT HOLY SHIT NIGGA

Our hairlines were cooked to begin with tbh brotha from da east, same shit happened to me a week before school last month with aunt and now my 5head is on display to the entire planet

 

[kaydd]

she couldn't take me to an actual barber and offered to cut my hair, i was a bit skeptical at first but i gave it a shot

now my hairline is SO FUCKED up holy shit i look so subhuman i have to spend the rest of the week looking FUCKING SHIT HOLY SHIT NIGGA

im obviously not gonna tell her that tho, at least she was just trying to help

shes knowingly lowering your chances to reproduce so you dont continue this ugly lineage

 

[hauntohalic]

was already over before you got that haircut so it doesnt actually matter