
Lonenely sigma
Future "username-o-plasty" candidate
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Since I wanna apply for a job as a bartender, I need to publish my CV
I made my own and chose a nice looking selfie, which looks waayyy better than I look irl
I asked my mom about it, she said I look better irl, even tho I 100% look worse
So anyway I asked my irl friend for his thoughts on whether the selfie is catfishing-tier or nah, and he said "you look slightly worse irl, the photo is taken from the ideal lighting"
I told this to my narcy mom and she said "He is bullshitting, he is soo malicious, why would he say something like that? If he actually said that, he isn't a real friend. Thats so evil"
I told her "its not malicious if its true" and now she's mad at me too. God forbid HER son looks like shit
I made my own and chose a nice looking selfie, which looks waayyy better than I look irl
I asked my mom about it, she said I look better irl, even tho I 100% look worse
So anyway I asked my irl friend for his thoughts on whether the selfie is catfishing-tier or nah, and he said "you look slightly worse irl, the photo is taken from the ideal lighting"
I told this to my narcy mom and she said "He is bullshitting, he is soo malicious, why would he say something like that? If he actually said that, he isn't a real friend. Thats so evil"
I told her "its not malicious if its true" and now she's mad at me too. God forbid HER son looks like shit