My mom is a shit driver and she almost killed me

[asdvek]

As a kid during road trips, when i was still religious and shit

Like long road trip, when my dad was driving im chill and relaxed

But when my mom took over i literally would close my eyes and start praying. I would just pray and wish to get there asap

And a few weeks ago i was in a car with my mom driving

She didnt check her mirrors and fucking almost got ran over by a big truck coming downhill.

Literally fucking saved by 1cm. The truck honked and shit and my mom didnt say anything and acted like it was normal.

But we almost fucking got mauled to death in a shitbox by a huge ass truck that wouldnt even be able to stop by brake in that hill

Like bro, if i suddenly stopped posting, then that would have been the reason cause i would have gotten mauled to death

 

[Vermilioncore]

How it’s time to drive something inside her

 

[asdvek]

How it’s time to drive something inside her

When i saw u in notifications i knew u would say smth like this. Fuck off vermilion

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

As a kid during road trips, when i was still religious and shit

Like long road trip, when my dad was driving im chill and relaxed

But when my mom took over i literally would close my eyes and start praying. I would just pray and wish to get there asap

And a few weeks ago i was in a car with my mom driving

She didnt check her mirrors and fucking almost got ran over by a big truck coming downhill.

Literally fucking saved by 1cm. The truck honked and shit and my mom didnt say anything and acted like it was normal.

But we almost fucking got mauled to death in a shitbox by a huge ass truck that wouldnt even be able to stop by brake in that hill

Like bro, if i suddenly stopped posting, then that would have been the reason cause i would have gotten mauled to death

JFL at letting a foid drive you any where

 

[RXnd]

I have a similar experience with my grandparents, almost fell off a big mountain before.

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

As a kid during road trips, when i was still religious and shit

Like long road trip, when my dad was driving im chill and relaxed

But when my mom took over i literally would close my eyes and start praying. I would just pray and wish to get there asap

And a few weeks ago i was in a car with my mom driving

She didnt check her mirrors and fucking almost got ran over by a big truck coming downhill.

Literally fucking saved by 1cm. The truck honked and shit and my mom didnt say anything and acted like it was normal.

But we almost fucking got mauled to death in a shitbox by a huge ass truck that wouldnt even be able to stop by brake in that hill

Like bro, if i suddenly stopped posting, then that would have been the reason cause i would have gotten mauled to death

Not beating the stereotypes

 

[asdvek]

Not beating the stereotypes

It is not even a stereotype anymore, its a whole fucking FACT

 

[FaceandBBC]

Nigga all women are shit drivers.

 

[oily703]

this is relatable asf im always terrified when my mom is driving
my cortisol spikes so high

 

[ShowerMaxxing]