My mom is officially a hypergamous foid

[Aqualad]

This guy she knew from her childhood spent over $200 on a dinner, bought her movie tickets, took her to like ten different places, etc. but he was 5’9 and not good looking. He sent messages about how he loves her and would do anything for her and shit

And she told me that if he was just taller and more rugged it could’ve worked out, and then started complaining about how all of her friends have husbands but she doesn’t, little does she know I’m the same fucking height as him and Im blasting roids because of it Jesus it’s over

 

[Swarthy Knight]

you should convince her to get with a wealthy betabuxxer. At least you’ll get some solace from having a rich step dad

 

[SomaliSub5]

thank the lord my mom and dad been together 30+ years.

couldnt imagine having a single mom lmfao shits brootal