my mom just doesn't get it

[hax]

i basically just bought the official jack daniel’s rira shirt to ascend spiritually!
in the shipping box, my mom slipped in a book called “how to get your highway code 2026.”

i just turned 17 years young and she’s already trying to force me to get my life together...
little does she know that cars are manmade pieces of metal designed to compensate for a lack of facial attractiveness.

foid doesn't know what's up @imontheloose @valentine

 

[imontheloose]

I got two parking tickets today in the span of 2hrs.

 

[hax]

I got two parking tickets today in the span of 2hrs.

i'm gonna tell her that

 

[stevielake]

I got two parking tickets today in the span of 2hrs.

Sniff, lick or kiss?

 

[imontheloose]

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Sniff, lick or kiss?

oh god, ur still here. the final trooper after WeiWei

 

[valentine]

an foids

 

[McSkziofren]

Lisense

 

[kyslord]

ha stupid fucking bitch mom

 

[hax]

ha stupid fucking bitch mom