my mom prevented me from slaying.. fuck!!

[endlessummer]

i was a at party and these chicks were laughing at my stupid fucking jokes for some reason
and this one chick was getting so touchy
i was low inhib from phenibut and alcohol but it only made me turn into a fucking comedian and didn't give me other benefits like flirting
then my mom started blowing up my phone telling me to get home immediately so i had to drive home drunk
wtf mom smh

 

[ey88]

Brutal

 

[endlessummer]

Brutal

on the drive home the alcohol was making me emotional so i was crying a little

 

[gookcelriceR]

 

[iblamericky]

what reason did she make u drive home for

 

[butterworld]

Now I don’t recommend this to my black brahs but to my white brahs you should always hit your mom with the “shut the fuck up whore!” it’d probably work

 

[gookcelriceR]

CALLING GOKU'S PHONE, CALLING GOKU'S PHONE

 

[endlessummer]

what reason did she make u drive home for

Idk she just didn't wanna me out late

 

[BadLuck7892]

My mom has meddled a ton when it comes to the foids through the years.

 

[Idontknowlol]

Now she has to give you a blowjob to make it up to you

 

[endlessummer]

My mom has meddled a ton when it comes to the foids through the years.

The second I bring up a girl she starts asking a million questions

 

[iblamericky]

Idk she just didn't wanna me out late

damn that’s fucking tragic jfl

 

[BadLuck7892]

The second I bring up a girl she starts asking a million questions

I had a girlfriend in 5th grade (I then got dumped). Come 6th grade, the girlfriend wanted to get back together. My mom made me decline.

Ever since, my mom has continued getting in the way of my romance.

 

[Magnum Opus]

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what post is this from?

 

[gookcelriceR]

what post is this from?

O'Pry with his gf jfl