my mom thinks i have a gf

[Deleted member 21735]

she saw me yesterday with my tinder date and she thinks we are dating because we went to the beach. she doesnt realize that women just use me as an emotional tampon and they are never attracted to me.

 

[Deleted member 31562]

Pics of mom?

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Why do women use you so much as an emotional tampon ? Surely it is your own fault somehow

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Why do women use you so much as an emotional tampon ? Surely it is your own fault somehow

they already want to use me like that the moment they match me tbh tbh. its a looks issue. i got shit every time i brought sex up

 

[Deleted member 24278]

they already want to use me like that the moment they match me tbh tbh. its a looks issue. i got shit every time i brought sex up

It makes no sense, is that normal in Greece (Shiteece) ?. I can't picture that happening here in the US, I know some girls like to use guys sometimes for free food but just hanging out with a dude on the beach to use him as an emotional tampon is unheard of

 

[Deleted member 30884]

Go ER.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

but just hanging out with a dude on the beach to use him as an emotional tampon is unheard of

its unheard of here too lol. i have trascended to new levels.

 

[Deleted member 24278]

its unheard of here too lol. i have trascended to new levels.

It's beyond your looks

 

[Deleted member 21735]

It's beyond your looks

i mean she rly wanted to go to the beach after all. im like a genie that got her wish granted. sadly i cant find a good girl to grant my wishes

 

[Nick.Harte]

It’s good man. Better this than thinking that her son is an inkwell. She would be heartbroken man.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

It’s good man. Better this than thinking that her son is an inkwell. She would be heartbroken man.

nah she says being incel is norml

 

[Primalsplit]

Go ER.

Go ER on her asshole.

 

[Deleted member 30884]

Go ER on her asshole.

Go er on @Primalsplit

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

she saw me yesterday with my tinder date and she thinks we are dating because we went to the beach. she doesnt realize that women just use me as an emotional tampon and they are never attracted to me.

The fellers on here want you to ask your mom to take selfies of herself pinching her nipple with one hand while playing with her pussy with the other.

 

[MoggerGaston]

did you tell her she was 35yo?

she could've been your teacher

 

[Deleted member 21735]

did you tell her she was 35yo?

nope

 

[Primalsplit]

The fellers on here want you to ask your mom to take selfies of herself pinching her nipple with one hand while playing with her pussy with the other.

Please make that happen.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Please make that happen.

I don't see him asking her to do that because of that awkward moment they had a year ago.

She was drunk as usual, but that night she had one too many drinks. She mistook him for a Tinder date. Smh. He freaked out and pushed her off and said, "What the fuck, Mom?? I'm your gaddam son! I came out of you!"

His mom quickly volleyed, "Now I want you to come on me."

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

they already want to use me like that the moment they match me tbh tbh. its a looks issue. i got shit every time i brought sex up

U probably lack sexual dimorphism

 

[Deleted member 21735]

U probably lack sexual dimorphism

im 100% asexualic