my mom told me i get 5 mill worth of life insurance if they die.

ZUZZCEL

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does this count if they pass away from old age? or is it only due to unnatural causes
 
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just murk them
 
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You know what to do:feelshehe:
 
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Unnatural of course...but the insurance company will do ANYTHING they can to make sure that their death was caused naturally or deliberately so don't do anything stupid lol
 
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it counts for both mate btw
 
 
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i kil sikan moters in the as :feelsyay:
 
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kill them and donate to this site so it can get better servers
 
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depends on the insurance policy but a bit of ground up glass in their dinner can't hurt tbh
 
Just kill your parents, inherit the money and spend everything on invasive surgeries theory
 
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Your mom must love to live on the edge if she's comfortable telling you this
 
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Who’s in your profile pic?
Unnatural of course...but the insurance company will do ANYTHING they can to make sure that their death was caused naturally or deliberately so don't do anything stupid lol
 
Give me some money and i will help you with this.
 
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you'r already rich ngl
 
Time to go ER on your family OP!
 

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