My mom unironically ascended me

Sirius★

Sirius★

Chasing 25 inch bideltoid
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
 
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
Imagine having such tall parents and still having to take hgh JFL
 
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
I'm rubbing butter all over my belly mmm god it's so tasty I loveee butterr mmm butter makes me fattt
 
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.

amazing parnets, bro.
 
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.

fantastic parents, you should be proud, forever be thankful to your mum and dad for that, it saved your whole life trajectory
 
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
Wholesome af actually
 
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
damn brah you were actually made from precum
 
My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
mirin mom
 
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That doesn’t look like 23 at all. Do you realize that 23 inches is almost 60cm?
At 177cm tall, that’s literally pro bodybuilder tier.
its easily 20+ but when i measured it was 23, i was 168lbs at 5,9 when the pic was taken and am planning to compete when i cut. mirin pfp btw
 
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its easily 20+ but when i measured it was 23, mirin pfp btw
Thanks, it’s self-made.

I still don’t believe it without proof of measurement.
It certainly appears wide, however 23 at 177cm would be exceedingly rare.
You also mentioned 22 in your other thread.
 
With parents as tall as yours, you should've been as tall as your dad, but based mom regardless. I wish my mom got me on HGH like I told her to instead of telling me that I would grow taller after 18 (I stopped at 16).
 
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Thanks, it’s self-made.

I still don’t believe it without proof of measurement.
It certainly appears wide, however 23 at 177cm would be exceedingly rare.
You also mentioned 22 in your other thread.
its one of the 2, when I measured it was 23 when my friend did it was 22, if so how wide would you say it is?
 
its one of the 2, when I measured it was 23 when my friend did it was 22, if so how wide would you say it is?
Hard to tell without a relative reference. I’d estimate around 52-54cm.
It also depends, I’d assume you’re on supraphysiological androgen dosages as well, since hgh on its own doesn’t build muscle.
It does, however, significantly increase fat-free-mass, aka water retention, so you could see variations from that alone.
Also, obviously don’t measure with a pump.
 
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Hard to tell without a relative reference. I’d estimate around 52-54cm.
It also depends, I’d assume you’re on supraphysiological androgen dosages as well, since hgh on its own doesn’t build muscle.
It does, however, significantly increase fat-free-mass, aka water retention, so you could see variations from that alone.
Also, obviously don’t measure with a pump.
no yea i obviously just didnt take it alone i also worked out i didnt just sit there. in that photo i was 56 cm as i had just measured with a measuring tape, my friend measured it and then took the pic. i would agree saying 23 is unlikely, and 56 is my exact measurement as that's what it was from shoulder to shoulder
 
My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
This LARPcel deserves a cookie

DNRD faggot
 
23inch bidelt wtf nigga
 
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23inch bidelt wtf nigga
1769578784379
 
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Femboy waist too
 
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W
My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
W mom, incels wouldn’t exist if parents were like this
 
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My dad is 6,2 and my mom 5,8 and I was 4,11 in 7th grade:lul::lul: I had a growth hormone deficiency Obviously i didn't get blackpilled at that age but ended up doing so later on in 9th grade mid 2023. She couldn't stand to see her son being such a framecel cucked manlet so she did what an amazing mother would do and got my 7th grade ass PHARMACY GRADE HGH GENOTROPHIN, and paid yes 25000$ in total for a 2 year cycle. This was all the way back in 2021 to 2023 and she said it was for a medical condition so she could see her son happy when he gets older:owo::owo:I grew from 4,11 to 5,10 and went from a 13.5 to 23 inch bideltoid and I could've never asked for a better mom as I would be a fucking 5,4 narrow manlet according to the doctor. It made my nasal tip and bridge slightly bigger but it was so fucking worth it.
Absolute mom W
Are you parents rich? Was the 25k a big burden? If so you owe them everything bro
 
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Absolute mom W
Are you parents rich? Was the 25k a big burden? If so you owe them everything bro
upper middle class, im going to pay her a good amount back once i get money
 
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Fuck you and your mum I’m jealous
 
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i eat hella fruit and get hella buns
 
Hard to tell without a relative reference. I’d estimate around 52-54cm.
It also depends, I’d assume you’re on supraphysiological androgen dosages as well, since hgh on its own doesn’t build muscle.
It does, however, significantly increase fat-free-mass, aka water retention, so you could see variations from that alone.
Also, obviously don’t measure with a pump.
Yo I have solid proof the bidelt is 23 if u wanna see now
 
Holy W mom

If the average org parent was even half as supportive most of us would have probably never gotten lost in the trenches
 
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