My mom won’t stop talking about death to me

[swt]

I’m already going to the doctor’s for something worrying and she literally will not stop blabbering about people who died in her life and so on

This is the worst time to hear about death omfg

 

[swt]

I actually cant

 

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If I tell her to stop talking about it she’s gonna start being mad at me because shes just like that and she’s gonna pretend like I told her to shutup

 

[CookieGuy]

She’s nervous herself. She’s worried about death in general

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I’m already going to the doctor’s for something worrying and she literally will not stop blabbering about people who died in her life and so on

This is the worst time to hear about death omfg

Then meet her in the middle. Tell her, "Don't worry, mom. We're going into a world war and the enemy will kick our doors in, tie me up, and make me watch your gangrape. Oh, it's going to get medieval brutal soon. So suck it up, buttercups... the Devil is knocking at our door." Then you wink at her.