My most memorable slays as a lucky mtn

TrueNateJacobs

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Slayed a high E hmtb with a fat ass and jiggled her ass in my hands for an hour
(just made a thread about this)

Found another girl (htb) the same night and made out with her after one sentence.
After i told her i had no ride home she offered to let me sleep at her house and she clearly wanted to fuck, she was very persistent.
Her friend was interested in me too lol i was literally making eye contact with her friend as i was making out with her
Her friend was sleeping at her house too.
I declined lol (i still regret that. If i said yes i probably wouldve had a 3 sum)

Made out with a thick high E mtb with huge tits and ass, and then her two friends right after that.

Im not even chad just a lucky mtn.

Im also not overrating the girls or larping im very objective.
 
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and then u woke up
 
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and then u woke up
You literally got catfished by an indian named mohammed pretending to be a femboy.

Everyone on this forum knows i dont larp.
If i wanted to larp i would just say that they’re all stacylites and that i fucked them all.

I dont just sit and think of stories to make up lol.

This shit happened to me.
I havent made out with a girl in weeks..
Im just lucky.

You’re a truecel tho. Sucks for you, gypsy macedonian nigger jew.
 
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F U C K YOU :ogre:
 
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You literally got catfished by an indian named mohammed pretending to be a femboy.

Everyone on this forum knows i dont larp.
If i wanted to larp i would just say that they’re all stacylites and that i fucked them all.

I dont just sit and think of stories to make up lol.

This shit happened to me.
I havent made out with a girl in weeks..
Im just lucky.

You’re a truecel tho. Sucks for you, gypsy macedonian nigger jew.
What a filthy cigan subhuman. I think he’s genuinely retarded. Only says the same 5 things all the time.
 
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Mine was when I fucked the cop that pulled me over
 
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Slayed a high E hmtb with a fat ass and jiggled her ass in my hands for an hour
(just made a thread about this)

Found another girl (htb) the same night and made out with her after one sentence.
After i told her i had no ride home she offered to let me sleep at her house and she clearly wanted to fuck, she was very persistent.
Her friend was interested in me too lol i was literally making eye contact with her friend as i was making out with her
Her friend was sleeping at her house too.
I declined lol (i still regret that. If i said yes i probably wouldve had a 3 sum)

Made out with a thick high E mtb with huge tits and ass, and then her two friends right after that.

Im not even chad just a lucky mtn.

Im also not overrating the girls or larping im very objective.
Tales from the slums of Macau
 
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at the end of the day though who do u want most thougj
 
at the end of the day though who do u want most thougj
None.
They’re all whores and very easy lol..
Would you ever date a girl you could fuck on the first night?
Im a volcel.
I only date women I chase.
I need a high class high value hhtb+ before i even think about dating her.
Maybe thats my problem but thats just how it is.

Im a volcel and im content with that.
The run of the mill mtbs and htbs are just for slaying at parties n shi and being friends with and flirting with every once in a while.
 
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Hasn't been 2 months since u joined lmao
And everyone already knows me and loves me😍
On a real note though i think me not being banned says something.
Unlike u who got banned like a week ago.
I get quote posted a lot.
 
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this is ur nation
gypsy dog
Lol you’re literally macedonian calling people gypsies.
Greeks arent even ethnic they’re literally true europeans.
Your entire country is full of babayaga big titty gypsy women with missing teeth.

Im not even greek and even i know they’re less ethnic than you. Subhuman.
 
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u low iq nigger
 
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Are slays even supposed to be memorable? :feelswhere:
 
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where do you find all those high E bitches
 
OP made this incel rage post: @TrueNateJacobs

This is why you’ll often find that super attractive people have no personality.
It’s because they havent had the need to develop one.
There’s no need to try and learn social cues/comedy/when to say the right thing, when everyone will just listen no matter what, because you’re beautiful.

I feel your anger 100%

It’s like bro I have to be gymmaxxed, dress nice, be charismatic, neurotypical, outgoing, funny, have hobbies, be nice, just for people to even notice me.

just for my chadlite friends who have never been in the gym, are dumb as rocks, have the personality of a 8 year old, and play fortnite everyday, to get any girl they want.

It feels like this constant mask that I put on, just to reach the social levels that a htn+/htb+
gain from doing nothing.

Once you’re htn+, everything is handed to you.

I feel like everyday I work so hard just to not be invisible.
I do skincare, I dont eat salt or carbs, I work out, I do a shit ton of cardio, I take supplements, I

I literally have a 6’3 htn friend who fucks a new girl every week and hes only 17.
He’s a fucking dumbass, and a weirdo.
He’s a fucking NPC who trys to act nonchalant all the time.
Girls still love him.

The craziest example of this and what really got me fuming happened a couple of weeks ago.

For some backround people say me and this friend look very similar, and that we could be brothers.
The thing is that im hltn and hes htn cause he has more harmony and his height makes his smv go way higher.

a couple weeks ago my friend and i went out with a couple of other friends.

The whole time, my friend just sat away from the group on his phone.
He didn’t say a word.
And whenever he did he was mumbling trying to be “nonchalant”

Afterwards, a girl from the group that ive known for years texted me and said

“Whats your friends instagram, does he have a girlfriend, and can you ask him what he thinks of me?”

I was so fucking mad.
This fucker literally didnt socialize at all.
he might as well have been a fucking brick wall.

Meanwhile i was cracking jokes the whole night making everyone laugh, being charismatic, not to mention im known as a “nice guy”
(not in the reddit way but just as a good person)
Yet this girl was thirsting over him hard as fuck..
Now she’s saying that she has a thing for him.

YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW HIM.
YOU’VE NEVER SPOKEN A WORD TO HIM BUT YOU WANT HIM SO BADLY?
ARE YOU THAT SHALLOW?
IT’S THE SAME THING AS BEING INTERESTED IN A PRETTY STONE
YOU JUST LIKE IT BECAUSE IT SPARKLES.

Everything that everyone says is cope.
It’s water, but looks are ALL that matters.
Every oneitis ive had, every rejection, every failed social interaction, it was because of my looks.
I have been the perfect guy.
Made the perfect jokes.
I have bought girls lunch,
given them presents, been the center of the room because of my charisma,
and yet I still get less attention
than your average htn.

hhtns+ don’t experience bad social interactions

It’s so fucking annoying and i have so many examples of this.

GODDAMN BRO.

Like I just wanted to be able to go outside in a tshirt and jeans and feel confident.

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No more of this “dressing up” or looksmaxxing.

My attractive friends eat fucking ramen noodles and mcdonalds all day and fucking mog me its so annoying.
Fuck this shit bro.

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