My mother caught me jerking off.

[JOTAROSON]

Help me, what should I do? Yesterday at about 10 pm I decided to take a bath and relax. So I'm lying in the bathroom and thinking maybe I should jerk off. I decide to jerk off, and when I was already at my peak, my mother started to ache.knocking on the door and telling me to hurry up and get out because she also wanted to take a shower. I finished quickly and pulled the plug from the bathtub (it was holding the water). I went to bed happy. And then my mother screamed Something like, "Why were you blowing your nose and not washing up after yourself?" I yelled at her that I hadn't done anything. When I came back, I saw my sperm floating in the water and already curdled (there was a piece of protein floating). She said So I washed the bathtub and then when I went to bed, she sent me a Bible parable about how jerking off is bad. Help me, what should I reply to this message?

 

[chestermador]

who tf jerks in the tub it stings

 

[bpfml]

jfl

 

[iflookscouldk1ll]

Help me, what should I do? Yesterday at about 10 pm I decided to take a bath and relax. So I'm lying in the bathroom and thinking maybe I should jerk off. I decide to jerk off, and when I was already at my peak, my mother started to ache.knocking on the door and telling me to hurry up and get out because she also wanted to take a shower. I finished quickly and pulled the plug from the bathtub (it was holding the water). I went to bed happy. And then my mother screamed Something like, "Why were you blowing your nose and not washing up after yourself?" I yelled at her that I hadn't done anything. When I came back, I saw my sperm floating in the water and already curdled (there was a piece of protein floating). She said So I washed the bathtub and then when I went to bed, she sent me a Bible parable about how jerking off is bad. Help me, what should I reply to this message?

Holyyyy

 

[JOTAROSON]

Кто, блять, придурок в ванне? Больно!

.I don't have my own room, where else?

 

[Long neck]

.I don't have my own room, where else?

On the toilet???

 

[Ergogenic]

Help me, what should I do? Yesterday at about 10 pm I decided to take a bath and relax. So I'm lying in the bathroom and thinking maybe I should jerk off. I decide to jerk off, and when I was already at my peak, my mother started to ache.knocking on the door and telling me to hurry up and get out because she also wanted to take a shower. I finished quickly and pulled the plug from the bathtub (it was holding the water). I went to bed happy. And then my mother screamed Something like, "Why were you blowing your nose and not washing up after yourself?" I yelled at her that I hadn't done anything. When I came back, I saw my sperm floating in the water and already curdled (there was a piece of protein floating). She said So I washed the bathtub and then when I went to bed, she sent me a Bible parable about how jerking off is bad. Help me, what should I reply to this message?

Time to move out.

 

[JOTAROSON]

На унитазе???

БFuck, I have 6 people in my family, do you think they'll let me sit for no more than 5 minutes?

 

[Genio]

So 2 total Options
1. Kill yourself
2. Move out
3. Most unironic, Just dont talk about it.

If this answered your question, id preciate the solution mark, its the tick on the far right of my post.

 

[JOTAROSON]

Таким образом, всего 2 варианта.
1. Покончи с собой
2. Съехать

НI don't know, I reread my post and I think this story is like the beginning of porn

 

[Long neck]

БFuck, I have 6 people in my family, do you think they'll let me sit for no more than 5 minutes?

Well, be faster then,im sure the proces is short, you jaste waste more time on finding the right video. But try to quit, better for both of you and your family

 

[JOTAROSON]

Ну, тогда поторопитесь, я уверен, процесс будет коротким, вы просто потратите больше времени на поиск нужного видео. Но попробуйте бросить это дело, так будет лучше и для вас, и для вашей семьи.

Why not go against the system and start masturbating with your family tomorrow morning?

 

[moid_user271k]

best thing ive read today

 

[Long neck]

Why not go against the system and start masturbating with your family tomorrow morning?

Kinda good idea, why not

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

I woulda kept that shi to the grave

 

[JOTAROSON]

Я бы спрятал эту хрень до самой могилы.

НI don't know, my family is very religious. When I had to be circumcised as a child, I was very afraid. To which my father came up to me, took out his penis, and said, "Look, I'm circumcised and alive." Honestly, I I remembered this for the rest of my life, I was 9 then

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

НI don't know, my family is very religious. When I had to be circumcised as a child, I was very afraid. To which my father came up to me, took out his penis, and said, "Look, I'm circumcised and alive." Honestly, I I remembered this for the rest of my life, I was 9 then

 

[Genio]

НI don't know, my family is very religious. When I had to be circumcised as a child, I was very afraid. To which my father came up to me, took out his penis, and said, "Look, I'm circumcised and alive." Honestly, I I remembered this for the rest of my life, I was 9 then

Nigga why are u still talking

 

[JOTAROSON]

Ниггер, почему ты до сих пор говоришь?

ВNo one will ever know about it outside the forum anyway.

 

[pflmaxx]

НI don't know, my family is very religious. When I had to be circumcised as a child, I was very afraid. To which my father came up to me, took out his penis, and said, "Look, I'm circumcised and alive." Honestly, I I remembered this for the rest of my life, I was 9 then

holy shit

 

[CrackyLolra]

Help me, what should I do? Yesterday at about 10 pm I decided to take a bath and relax. So I'm lying in the bathroom and thinking maybe I should jerk off. I decide to jerk off, and when I was already at my peak, my mother started to ache.knocking on the door and telling me to hurry up and get out because she also wanted to take a shower. I finished quickly and pulled the plug from the bathtub (it was holding the water). I went to bed happy. And then my mother screamed Something like, "Why were you blowing your nose and not washing up after yourself?" I yelled at her that I hadn't done anything. When I came back, I saw my sperm floating in the water and already curdled (there was a piece of protein floating). She said So I washed the bathtub and then when I went to bed, she sent me a Bible parable about how jerking off is bad. Help me, what should I reply to this message?

Maybe I am fucked rn, but thanks It can always be shittier. Thanks brotha