My mother must be a .org user!

Shrek2OnDvD

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I swear my mother is as autistic as me 😭

Whenever she meets someone she always analyses their looks, even to the most minute detail 🔍

“Her eyes are too close together” 👀
“Her fingers are too bony” 🦴
“Her feet are ugly” 🦶

She also constantly studies looksmaxxing methods. Her entire TikTok fyp is literally supplements/serums/plastic surgery/beauty products etc 🥴

I was literally genetically predestined to end up here 🫣
 
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Your mother is more sentient than most

What a lucky father u have :lul:
 
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My mother always comments on random kids walking home from schools looks then changes them the next time she sees them
"Shes so beautiful"
and then the next time she sees them
"Shes ugly as fuck"
 
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Your mother is more sentient than most

What a lucky father u have :lul:
She’s gonna ask for my dad’s savings to get liposuction and laser treatment. She’s like 40 💔
 
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my mother bullied me into losing weight as a kid, i gained some weight before puberty and i couldn’t catch a break. mirin the parenting style tbh
 
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