My mtn uncle is giving me tips on how to get girls

[iblamemyself!]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

 

[asdvek]

4. Just use them for sex

why are you talking to your uncle about "sex" ????

 

[Ogionth]

why are you talking to your uncle about "sex" ????

his uncle raped him

 

[HTNGrevious]

Does ur uncle use u for sex

4. Just use them for sex

 

[WhyNotMe_]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

Yea I don't get it how they do that i mog my friends dad and i'm taller than him he is fat and ltn maybe and he still have hoes because he is divorced lol he was telling me that when me and my friend were sitting he would've slayed like 2 bitches like how tf.

 

[EliasDePoop]

why are you talking to your uncle about "sex" ????

because he is uncle

 

[EliasDePoop]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

send a pic of unc we need to see how he looks

 

[Klasik616]

Uncle with 50 girlfriends while I'm still a 23 yr old KV

 

[Tusseleif]

NT unc is right

 

[Sixatheconqueror]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

How does that even work

 

[blameurself]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

Our names work well together

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Normies are all dark triad

 

[kiing_ronk]

why are you talking to your uncle about "sex" ????

His uncle secretly wants to have sex with him duh

 

[ascendinggerman]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

not very indepth but other than 4 its valid

 

[Restitutor Orbis]

Damn your unc is spittin. Listen to him

 

[Linus1888]

why are you talking to your uncle about "sex" ????

My unc told me he had his first threesome at 15, that’s just normal unc to nephew conversations

 

[6.5x5cel]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

Jfl my uncle does the same shit. Unsolicited dating advice all the time.

 

[nevabegun]

why are you talking to your uncle about "sex" ????

He probably gets raped by him

 

[saggyballsackcel]

He is trying to help me get a gf even if I didn’t ask him to Ngl i want to believe him because his "tips" are so easy and believable. Also i wanna trust him because he actually had like 50 gf in his life (he is 37). He broke up w his girl a few days ago and now he has a new bitch. Here are some tips he told me to use. Can any1 confirm any of this shit?
1. Never be friends with a foid who u like. Because if u are friends w a foid u get automatically friendzoned
2. Don't give her attention she wants
3. Don't make jokes
4. Just use them for sex

“Friend zone” is a myth and doesn’t exist if I’m handsome beyond belief. Stopped reading.