My Mum didn't buy me enough afternoon snacks.

[romanstock]

Riding home from school, I was always hopeful to see if my mother had purchased anything yummy for me for an afternoon treat, like biscuits or cupcakes or something, which she only did like 1/7 days, the cold-hearted bitch. Sometimes she would buy the iced finger buns or something similar WHICH I HAD ALREADY TOLD HER OVER A THOUSAND TIMES I DON'T LIKE. HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO REMEMBER THAT? so then it would be like 2 weeks until finally I got an afternoon snack. On the days I didn't get one I'd usually just starve until dinner, which was usually crap also. Now that I'm a self-sufficient NEETLORD, I buy myself yummy treats all the time but because of my childhood of minimal yummy treats, I suffered signs of malnutrition (beta frame) which I can never recover from.

 

[Brus Wane]

First few sentences is literally 6 year old me jfl

 

[shakara]

I wouldnt want to end like you if you arent larping about your age

 

[ivantheterrible]

Better to have a beta frame because you didn't eat enough goyslop as a kid than be pre-diabetic in your early 20s like some of us who only had goyslop back in the day