My Muslim-father just saw me drinking alcohol during Ramadan

[The Grinch]

I was drinking from the wine bottle with my friends, when he drove past me and stopped the car. He looked at me and screamed at me: Eyy, what the hell are you doing?
I was just sitting there, looked at him like an idiot and didn’t even say a thing.
He just drove on and didn’t answer.
I am sure, he will beat the shit out of me.

I want to die right now!

 

[Dr. Bludy]

 

[Willmogulater]

OP's Father when he come home :

 

[ihatereddit]

thank allah im not muslim it sounds annoying asf tbh ngl I love pork and drinking

 

[The Grinch]

thank allah im not muslim it sounds annoying asf tbh ngl I love pork and drinking

I love it too, but I can’t enjoy it, because otherwise I get shamed and might even kicked out of the house like it happened once after I smoked weed

 

[Zer0/∞]

Muzzies

 

[HerpDerpson]

thank allah im not muslim it sounds annoying asf tbh ngl I love pork and drinking

Most nominal muslims do it in white countries, or they bend the rules by taking some drugs that aren't technically alcohol.