My new theory: billieism

[Deleted member 1476]

Is as follows: take all actions and make all decisions in life based on whether they will take you one step closer to massaging billie eilish’s full, soft, heaving, pale, juicy breasts with your cock until you cum and die of a post-nut aneurysm. You may not achieve this goal, but working towards it is likely to take you far in life as an unintended consequence. You cannot fail in life if you adhere to billieism.

 

[Alt Number 3]

Very very thankful now that she is 18, FBI can remove me from watchlist

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Very very thankful now that she is 18, FBI can remove me from watchlist

fbi can suck my ass.

 

[Alt Number 3]

fbi can suck my ass.

Nah you don’t want them to

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Very very thankful now that she is 18, FBI can remove me from watchlist

Cant wait for her first porno

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Nah you don’t want them to

My FBI agent had a heart attack, im good

 

[Golden Glass]

She’s attractive no doubt but
Eye color halos her to an insane degree.

 

[Catawampus]

I want to do this to her

 

[Deleted member 1476]

I want to do this to her
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I never had dom fantasies until she came onto the scene. A beast has stirred

 

[yang]

I never had dom fantasies until she came onto the scene. A beast has stirred

Insane son need to choke her rn ngl

 

[Catawampus]

I never had dom fantasies until she came onto the scene. A beast has stirred

High T trait indeed. Don't even call yourself a man if you don't want to dominate women in bed.

I bet she swallows

 

[Deleted member 1476]

@Catawampus @yang high iq users. I have decided to take you under my wing and sponsor your rise on this website.

 

[Catawampus]

@Catawampus @yang high iq users. I have decided to take you under my wing and sponsor your rise on this website.

I am indeed shocked and surprised by this unexpected endorsement,

I would never have thought that such an established and well-respected member of this forum such as yourself would stoop down from your position of power here to help a future looksmax.me warlord on his journey through the wastelands of off topic.

 

[auboutduprecipice]

i just want to dominate her by punching her in the face, kicking her ribs, choking her, then fucking her against a wall all while she cries

 

[Deleted member 1476]

i just want to dominate her by punching her in the face, kicking her ribs, choking her, then fucking her against a wall all while she cries

same. 300 iq bro

 

[TheMewingBBC]

Just stopped by to say she’s a bbcwhore. Okay I’m out now

 

[Enlil]

she's bbc exclusive.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

she's bbc exclusive.

brb

 

[Catawampus]

Hnnnnnnnnggg
She is undoubtedly a cum guzzler and has been gang banged numerous times already

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Hnnnnnnnnggg
She is undoubtedly a cum guzzler and has been gang banged numerous times already
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I made this thread as a joke but honestly I think I need to live by this theory. If I don’t get to fuck her skull in my lifetime there is no point in living

 

[Catawampus]

I made this thread as a joke but honestly I think I need to live by this theory. If I don’t get to fuck her skull in my lifetime there is no point in living

She oozes high E from every pore

 

[Catawampus]

Bumo, came back to here to fantasize
This thread lives rent free in my cranium

 

[OldRooster]

Is billie FTM or MTF?