BigJimsWornOutTires
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Ah, yes, it's pondering, America, Europe, Asia, and Australia. The LGBT and Woketards aren't done with you yet. From exposed tits of feminist irony — gender perversion — tranny time with children, what's next on the docket? The new wave is brewing... or should I say, digesting?
They will slather their shit on their faces, necks, arms, and chests. They will smear it on each other. They will explain that it's a special excretion from an organic diet. It's good shit and good for the environment, good for your skin. It's clean! It also cleanses vanity and humiliation. They will have 9 out of their 10 doctors agree. One will claim, "Human fecal matter has therapeutic and antiseptic properties. The rich nutrients from your waste are a beneficial stimulant for skin collagen agents. In so many words, shut the fuck up, and don't question this! I know more than you because I read dozens of big books in college and took exams on them."
The Oh-Chees will use India as their example and explain that those people have been smearing shit on themselves for thousands of years.
The world will raise one eyebrow, and even India will be confused. But the sick, deranged, heavily medicated wealthy slackers will have their government approve and push this with confidence, "You have no right to judge them, motherfuckers!" Ugh, the bored rich surely are comic factories. But the joke is you—all of you.
Luckily, as this trend instigates, a magnificent war commences. Ah, yes, yes, perfect timing.
PLEASE NOTE: During siphoning from the consciousness of the collective of the world, sometimes two favorable muses of the inhabitants crisscross and oust the other. Meaning, the ponder of smearing menstrual cycle on themselves is trying to succeed the Oh-Chee era.
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