My parents are so fucking bluepilled

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I’m fucking ugly as shit but my mom and dad insist that I’m some handsome guy who just has body dysmorphia
 
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Mine too
 
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So what I’m 15? There are plenty of Incels my age
 
'You are such an attractive young guy, you must have tons of girls chasing you in school"-aunt
 
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relatable
 
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Keep crying for your parents, cuck
 
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I’m fucking ugly as shit but my mom and dad insist that I’m some handsome guy who just has body dysmorphia
same jfl

my mother said I was such a gl guy when I was younger, despite me being truecel
 
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@magnificentcel if there weren't so many hot 15yo JB's you would be my favourite 15yo ngl.
 
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I’m fucking ugly as shit but my mom and dad insist that I’m some handsome guy who just has body dysmorphia
I have crohn disease, had thyroid surgery, i was leukemic. All of these shit wouldn't happen if my mother didn't do drugs during pregnancy.. And breastfeed me longer than 2 weeks, i was put on a fucking vegan formula!

I should've gone ER on her long time ago but she didn't know better, after all i wasn't planned child, i can't blame her.

Atleast i'm alive and typing this message! I have acknowleged that life is just a ruthless fucking warzone, where no one gives a fuck about you, and you are just a glab of meat that somehow has a conciousness!
 
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red pilled parents are worse muh get a cuck job muh there's more opportunities than ever muh financially bankrupt yourself for a pointless degree that doesn't matter muh muh muh.
 
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I have crohn disease, had thyroid surgery, i was leukemic. All of these shit wouldn't happen if my mother didn't do drugs during pregnancy.. And breastfeed me longer than 2 weeks, i was put on a fucking vegan formula!

I should've gone ER on her long time ago but she didn't know better, after all i wasn't planned child, i can't blame her.

Atleast i'm alive and typing this message! I have acknowleged that life is just a ruthless fucking warzone, where no one gives a fuck about you, and you are just a glab of meat that somehow has a conciousness!
my mom didn't breastfeed me at all but at least she didn't do fucking drugs are you ok bro.
 
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my mom didn't breastfeed me at all but at least she didn't do fucking drugs are you ok bro.
Compromising the health of your child for self pleasure should be considered guilt, and she should be jailed. I am feeling okay as i can eat, breathe, and do basic shit normally, my health is just worse, either way like i said nobody gives a fuck about you (my mom was an example), so why should you be fair to people when life wasn't fair to you?
 
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"yo ma did you breastfeed me?" - @Rope2647
 
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My mom only breast fed me for 4 fucking months
 
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Compromising the health of your child for self pleasure should be considered guilt, and she should be jailed. I am feeling okay as i can eat, breathe, and do basic shit normally, my health is just worse, either way like i said nobody gives a fuck about you (my mom was an example), so why should you be fair to people when life wasn't fair to you?
looksmax and Money Max to the top then stomp everyone beneath you they would do the same
 
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I have crohn disease, had thyroid surgery, i was leukemic. All of these shit wouldn't happen if my mother didn't do drugs during pregnancy.. And breastfeed me longer than 2 weeks, i was put on a fucking vegan formula!

I should've gone ER on her long time ago but she didn't know better, after all i wasn't planned child, i can't blame her.

Atleast i'm alive and typing this message! I have acknowleged that life is just a ruthless fucking warzone, where no one gives a fuck about you, and you are just a glab of meat that somehow has a conciousness!
Copied from reddit or do you actually not hate your mom?
 
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Copied from reddit or do you actually not hate your mom?
I don't give a fuck about her lol, ever since i beat the shit out of her, she now has more respect for me.. I just hate seeing these autismo here bragging how their life is hard (those 6psl rich kids that has everything) while there is human abomination that is going through crysis right now. I am forced to take probiotics and digestive enzymes for the rest of my life, tell me how this should fucking be fair, i spend all my money on medication and have just 100 € at the end of the month, that's why i resorted to hedonism, and i'm gonna be doing illegal shit, i decided that it is indeed better rather than killing yourself !!
 
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If you are 15 take up a sport or go to the gym asap, be accountable for your "ascension". It is wrong and a waste of energy to expect your parents to turn you into a made man or something similar to this vision, it is logical that parents just raise kids, and the rest of your evolution is strictly up to you and what you're made of. Best they can do is help you with day to day adult stuff.
 
nigga i tell my dad that i'm ugly and he tells me "i know u little ugly fuck but ur my ugly fuck that came out my trash aka my sperm so shut the fuck up" OVER if u have a blue pilled parent
 

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