My parents want to get me an escort

[Yuno_howitez]

As I am turning 18 soon, my parents want to get me an escort.
JFL, my mom is the one who said it to my dad in front of a friend of hers even while i was there. and my dad agreed. and they seemed like it was the most normal thing.

I will accept it of course, the weirdest part is my dad will drive me there JFL. I will probably be autistic as fuck.

My parents think this will finally get my "shyness" away and it will turn me into a man. I thought they were joking in the past i already made a thread about this, but they are completely serious.

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Do I have the most based parents? They are getting me a rhinoplasty for my 18 birthday AND an escort.

 

[apocalypse]

Based family

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Based family

They will help me with this shit but said they will disown me if i get jaw surgeries or genioplasty or jaw implants JFL.
they dont want me to get botched is what they said.

 

[flippasav]

Would you consider your family wealthy?

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Would you consider your family wealthy?

Nope. both my parents have no high school degree and work bad jobs.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Thought u roped

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Thought u roped

i wish dawg

 

[dimorphism]

Why ur not even a virgin

 

[Deleted member 20399]

i wish dawg

Why didn’t u

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Why ur not even a virgin

my parents made me swear to not do anything with that hoe, and we didnt do anything besides hand stuff i never put my dick in her pussy JFL. she left me for a chad i talked about her before.
but now my new girlfriend left me a few days ago i am depressed as fuck.

 

[EliteMogger]

Good for you bro but kinda sad at the same time

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Why didn’t u

i was scared i wake up everyday like this

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Good for you bro but kinda sad at the same time

I just wanted to do it with my virgin girlfriend man i loved her so much how can she leave me i would have done anything and any surgery or what she wants me to do man. We were perfect for eachother...

 

[EliteMogger]

I just wanted to do it with my virgin girlfriend man i loved her so much how can she leave me i would have done anything and any surgery or what she wants me to do man. We were perfect for eachother...

Thats why she left u were prolly a clingy fag girls dont like that shit now shes getting dick from chad

 

[Yuno_howitez]

Thats why she left u were prolly a clingy fag girls dont like that shit now shes getting dick from chad

I actually dont think its her cheating on me this time or leaving me for a guy, thats how it happened last time. But with this girl it's something else. I will update you i guess after our break is over. she said she still loves me so we will see, my last gf just said she still wants to be friends and said im a "perfect sweet guy".

shes a virgin she wouldnt give it up that easily and she gotta be attatched to me in some ways tbh

 

[Gonthar]

I will accept it of course, the weirdest part is my dad will drive me there JFL. I will probably be autistic as fuck.

Lol, I can already imagine him watching and giving you instructions on how to perform.

 

[EliteMogger]

after our break is over.

If a girl wants a break it usually means its over or that she wants to fuck someone else, why would u need a break if u guys cant work it out together in the first place then i dont see how being away from each other would be any beneficial its just going to create more distance between the two of you, talk it out or break up its that simple

 

[Nick.Harte]

Do I have the most based parents? They are getting me a rhinoplasty for my 18 birthday AND an escort.

Yeah, your lucky your parents are paying for your rhino

 

[Deleted member 21735]

you arent shy, you are just ugly

 

[Yuno_howitez]

you arent shy, you are just ugly

we will see after i fuck ur hoe mother at the brothel maybe i will be more low inhib

 

[Tyrone06]

As I am turning 18 soon, my parents want to get me an escort.
JFL, my mom is the one who said it to my dad in front of a friend of hers even while i was there. and my dad agreed. and they seemed like it was the most normal thing.

I will accept it of course, the weirdest part is my dad will drive me there JFL. I will probably be autistic as fuck.

My parents think this will finally get my "shyness" away and it will turn me into a man. I thought they were joking in the past i already made a thread about this, but they are completely serious.

LMAOOOOO u must be trolling ong

 

[Yuno_howitez]

LMAOOOOO u must be trolling ong

im serious