My peak sexual experience.

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

It was in april.

It was pretty warm tho.

We snuck onto the roof of my dad's 1800s fortified farmhouse.

Unfortunately we missed the sunset, but that was ok, as we still had a good view and the sky was very dark and very blue.

The clouds were few and scattered.

After a while of talking and hugging and doing this and that they asked me if i wanted to have my dick sucked.

I obviously did  not refuse and it was pretty good.

We kissed some more and shortly after that we were called down by their parents to come and eat dinner, which we did and that was also good.

(My dad has an organic agriturismo ,a farm fused with a hotel, and there are 2-3 course dinners [no menu, everyone gets the same stuff] for all the guests)

After going back to our room we roleplayed a break in scenario where the dark triad coded masked robber finds nothing in the home so he has to get something else to make the break in worth his while.

After that i'm pretty sure we slept.



There was another thing that got close (a few actually, but i can't be bothered to type alla that out and this shit will get DNRed anyway, so why bother? If any1 wants to hear abt them i can ofc elaborate further) but it was just cramming as much fucking as possible into 3 days that we miraculously managed to see eachother (long distance relationship) but that was pretty cool aswell.

I think the first time we did anything might be even closer or better even...

After that their clit and so on did hurt for like 3 weeks and they said they constantly felt like they were leaking or something

I was a bit conflicted due to this as i felt bad for doing that, but proud for it at the same time

I still wanna fuck on a boat on some idyllic lake in summer, but oneitis is not collaboring, in part due to some trauma from some russian nazi slavshit blackmailing them and physically (with a fuckinh razorblade, if i ever see him i'm killing this peace of shit, i hope he tries to kill himself again, but fails and is crippled and in unbearable pain for the rest of his fucking life!) and sexually (not badly) assaulting them.
I think this happened right after the events i described.

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Inb4 mumbai tales jfl

@satangoy @Idontknow- @abzz @DrunkenSailor

The last paragraph is prolly the most relevant part, even tho initially i didn't intend on typing it out in the first place.

 

[abzz]

It was in april.

It was pretty warm tho.

We snuck onto the roof of my dad's 1800s fortified farmhouse.

Unfortunately we missed the sunset, but that was ok, as we still had a good view and the sky was very dark and very blue.

The clouds were few and scattered.

After a while of talking and hugging and doing this and that they asked me if i wanted to have my dick sucked.

I obviously did  not refuse and it was pretty good.

We kissed some more and shortly after that we were called down by their parents to come and eat dinner, which we did and that was also good.

(My dad has an organic agriturismo ,a farm fused with a hotel, and there are 2-3 course dinners [no menu, everyone gets the same stuff] for all the guests)

After going back to our room we roleplayed a break in scenario where the dark triad coded masked robber finds nothing in the home so he has to get something else to make the break in worth his while.

After that i'm pretty sure we slept.



There was another thing that got close (a few actually, but i can't be bothered to type alla that out and this shit will get DNRed anyway, so why bother? If any1 wants to hear abt them i can ofc elaborate further) but it was just cramming as much fucking as possible into 3 days that we miraculously managed to see eachother (long distance relationship) but that was pretty cool aswell.

I think the first time we did anything might be even closer or better even...

After that their clit and so on did hurt for like 3 weeks and they said they constantly felt like they were leaking or something

I was a bit conflicted due to this as i felt bad for doing that, but proud for it at the same time

I still wanna fuck on a boat on some idyllic lake in summer, but oneitis is not collaboring, in part due to some trauma from some russian nazi slavshit blackmailing them and physically (with a fuckinh razorblade, if i ever see him i'm killing this peace of shit, i hope he tries to kill himself again, but fails and is crippled and in unbearable pain for the rest of his fucking life!) and sexually (not badly) assaulting them.
I think this happened right after the events i described.

mirin the place of fuck

craziest place ive fucked was downstairs in her house jfl. i wanna try somewhere risky too. ayy, im sure you will have plenty more experiences like this in the future chad

 

[january]

just. wow.

 

[Ldar09867]

It was in april.

It was pretty warm tho.

We snuck onto the roof of my dad's 1800s fortified farmhouse.

Unfortunately we missed the sunset, but that was ok, as we still had a good view and the sky was very dark and very blue.

The clouds were few and scattered.

After a while of talking and hugging and doing this and that they asked me if i wanted to have my dick sucked.

I obviously did  not refuse and it was pretty good.

We kissed some more and shortly after that we were called down by their parents to come and eat dinner, which we did and that was also good.

(My dad has an organic agriturismo ,a farm fused with a hotel, and there are 2-3 course dinners [no menu, everyone gets the same stuff] for all the guests)

After going back to our room we roleplayed a break in scenario where the dark triad coded masked robber finds nothing in the home so he has to get something else to make the break in worth his while.

After that i'm pretty sure we slept.



There was another thing that got close (a few actually, but i can't be bothered to type alla that out and this shit will get DNRed anyway, so why bother? If any1 wants to hear abt them i can ofc elaborate further) but it was just cramming as much fucking as possible into 3 days that we miraculously managed to see eachother (long distance relationship) but that was pretty cool aswell.

I think the first time we did anything might be even closer or better even...

After that their clit and so on did hurt for like 3 weeks and they said they constantly felt like they were leaking or something

I was a bit conflicted due to this as i felt bad for doing that, but proud for it at the same time

I still wanna fuck on a boat on some idyllic lake in summer, but oneitis is not collaboring, in part due to some trauma from some russian nazi slavshit blackmailing them and physically (with a fuckinh razorblade, if i ever see him i'm killing this peace of shit, i hope he tries to kill himself again, but fails and is crippled and in unbearable pain for the rest of his fucking life!) and sexually (not badly) assaulting them.
I think this happened right after the events i described.

Ready every molecule mirin the formatting and your experience

 

[hazewtf]

Dnr

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Dnr

shut up grigger

 

[hazewtf]

shut up grigger

One day i’ll stop getting hated on by the color of my username

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

mirin the place of fuck

Well, wasn't a full on fuck, but a bj, still not complaining.

Ready every molecule mirin the formatting and your experience

Thank you for taking the time nigga.

Any thoughts what i should do abt the slavnigga situation?
I still think abt that pos 8 months later.

 

[Ldar09867]

Well, wasn't a full on fuck, but a bj, still not complaining.

Thank you for taking the time nigga.

Any thoughts what i should do abt the slavnigga situation?
I still think abt that pos 8 months later.

If your able to beat the shit out of him then do it and tell him to stay away from her

 

[abzz]

Well, wasn't a full on fuck, but a bj, still not complaining.

Thank you for taking the time nigga.

Any thoughts what i should do abt the slavnigga situation?
I still think abt that pos 8 months later.

yeahh true true, good enough tho amirite

ik the question isn't directed at me but, a hitman should do the job jfl

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

If your able to beat the shit out of him then do it and tell him to stay away from her

They don't have any contact
He is/was some violent skinhead who regularly took part in underground streetfighting shit and he had to switch schools like 2 times because he broke a guys arm and another guys nose, which is the only reason the 2 even met.
He probably carries a knive or some shit aswell, although i don't know that and it's just an assumption.
He is also pretty suicidal with jackshit to lose
It is very unlikely that i ever meat him.

ik the question isn't directed at me but, a hitman should do the job jfl

The question WAS also directed at you.
Your proposal is probably the only way to get over this shit jfl.

 

[gymcelld]

Yeah bro and I fucked Taylor hill

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

Yeah bro and I fucked Taylor hill

You did??
I don't have proof, but i DO have evidence i can send you, if you don't believe me.
On the other hand: why do i have to prove anything to you?

 

[gymcelld]

You did??
I don't have proof, but i DO have evidence i can send you, if you don't believe me.
On the other hand: why do i have to prove anything to you?

Rage bait im joking

 

[satangoy]

It was in april.

It was pretty warm tho.

We snuck onto the roof of my dad's 1800s fortified farmhouse.

Unfortunately we missed the sunset, but that was ok, as we still had a good view and the sky was very dark and very blue.

The clouds were few and scattered.

After a while of talking and hugging and doing this and that they asked me if i wanted to have my dick sucked.

I obviously did  not refuse and it was pretty good.

We kissed some more and shortly after that we were called down by their parents to come and eat dinner, which we did and that was also good.

(My dad has an organic agriturismo ,a farm fused with a hotel, and there are 2-3 course dinners [no menu, everyone gets the same stuff] for all the guests)

After going back to our room we roleplayed a break in scenario where the dark triad coded masked robber finds nothing in the home so he has to get something else to make the break in worth his while.

After that i'm pretty sure we slept.



There was another thing that got close (a few actually, but i can't be bothered to type alla that out and this shit will get DNRed anyway, so why bother? If any1 wants to hear abt them i can ofc elaborate further) but it was just cramming as much fucking as possible into 3 days that we miraculously managed to see eachother (long distance relationship) but that was pretty cool aswell.

I think the first time we did anything might be even closer or better even...

After that their clit and so on did hurt for like 3 weeks and they said they constantly felt like they were leaking or something

I was a bit conflicted due to this as i felt bad for doing that, but proud for it at the same time

I still wanna fuck on a boat on some idyllic lake in summer, but oneitis is not collaboring, in part due to some trauma from some russian nazi slavshit blackmailing them and physically (with a fuckinh razorblade, if i ever see him i'm killing this peace of shit, i hope he tries to kill himself again, but fails and is crippled and in unbearable pain for the rest of his fucking life!) and sexually (not badly) assaulting them.
I think this happened right after the events i described.

read every single bit and I'm mirin mann

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

read every single bit and I'm mirin mann

Based bro

 

[abzz]

They don't have any contact
He is/was some violent skinhead who regularly took part in underground streetfighting shit and he had to switch schools like 2 times because he broke a guys arm and another guys nose, which is the only reason the 2 even met.
He probably carries a knive or some shit aswell, although i don't know that and it's just an assumption.
He is also pretty suicidal with jackshit to lose
It is very unlikely that i ever meat him.

The question WAS also directed at you.
Your proposal is probably the only way to get over this shit jfl.

yeah, or just be the bigger man and leave it. sometimes best to stay humble and look like a bit of a cuck to save your self respect and dignity lmao

 

[Bugmaxxed]

It was pretty warm tho.

We snuck onto the roof

This is the best string of words ive ever read in my life

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

This is the best string of words ive ever read in my life

Why?
What particular detail of my humble writing were you so delighted about?

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Why?
What particular detail of my humble writing were you so delighted about?

I like the color change and font change

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

I like the color change and font change

I didn't format a post of mine in quite a while.
I think i'll start doing it again tho, now that some1 actually appreciated it

 

[Ldar09867]

They don't have any contact
He is/was some violent skinhead who regularly took part in underground streetfighting shit and he had to switch schools like 2 times because he broke a guys arm and another guys nose, which is the only reason the 2 even met.
He probably carries a knive or some shit aswell, although i don't know that and it's just an assumption.
He is also pretty suicidal with jackshit to lose
It is very unlikely that i ever meat him.

The question WAS also directed at you.
Your proposal is probably the only way to get over this shit jfl.

Ah probaly dont fight him then

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

yeah, or just be the bigger man and leave it. sometimes best to stay humble and look like a bit of a cuck to save your self respect and dignity lmao

Probably the best

Ah probaly dont fight him then

I also live 1300km (or 400km, depends where i am staying) away and even if i go there (i do quite often) i'll probably never run into him.

yeah, or just be the bigger man and leave it.

Fuck me man i'm rereading all the chats of that fucking time period fucking shit i'm getting all worked up over this bs again for the 1000th time.
Fucking shit.
I am remembering this whole fucking shitshow again ffs.

And in my head i often act like it's my partners fault and for some stupid fuckinh reason feel like it was their choice to make me suffer when i KNOW it's not that way at all.
fucking bs mane.

 

[abzz]

Probably the best

I also live 1300km (or 400km, depends where i am staying) away and even if i go there (i do quite often) i'll probably never run into him.


Fuck me man i'm rereading all the chats of that fucking time period fucking shit i'm getting all worked up over this bs again for the 1000th time.
Fucking shit.
I am remembering this whole fucking shitshow again ffs.

And in my head i often act like it's my partners fault and for some stupid fuckinh reason feel like it was their choice to make me suffer when i KNOW it's not that way at all.
fucking bs mane.

it's better to have no enemies. forgive but don't forget. he will regret it if he bumps into you. beat the fuck out of that fucker

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

he will regret it if he bumps into you. beat the fuck out of that fucker

They don't have any contact
He is/was some violent skinhead who regularly took part in underground streetfighting shit and he had to switch schools like 2 times because he broke a guys arm and another guys nose, which is the only reason the 2 even met.
He probably carries a knive or some shit aswell, although i don't know that and it's just an assumption.
He is also pretty suicidal with jackshit to lose

This nigga is kinda fucking scary.
Like if i could wait for him in a bush and then mash his head in with a fat stone or some shit like that.
But i can't kill someone.
I'll go to prison and i have a life that all things considered is worth living.

 

[unfortunatehobbies]

the place of fuck

you make it sound like some mythical faraway land lmao (it sadly is for half the forum)

 

[abzz]

you make it sound like some mythical faraway land lmao (it sadly is for half the forum)

lmaoo yeah, considering that so many here are incels, i have to make it slightly relatable ykyk

 

[Bugmaxxed]

I didn't format a post of mine in quite a while.
I think i'll start doing it again tho, now that some1 actually appreciated it

Wonderful

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

This nigga is kinda fucking scary.
Like if i could wait for him in a bush and then mash his head in with a fat stone or some shit like that.
But i can't kill someone.
I'll go to prison and i have a life that all things considered is worth living.

Dnr @abzz

Like i don't wanna beg for responses or you to think that i am doing so.
And ofc every convo has to come to it's end and maybe you just missed the notif and even if that's not the case it's okay if we end the discussion with this, but since you didn't aknowledge the post in any way idk if you saw this so i'll just tag you again to make sure

 

[abzz]

Dnr @abzz

Like i don't wanna beg for responses or you to think that i am doing so.
And ofc every convo has to come to it's end and maybe you just missed the notif and even if that's not the case it's okay if we end the discussion with this, but since you didn't aknowledge the post in any way idk if you saw this so i'll just tag you again to make sure

im so sorry man, i was just stressed with my toe i was a bit worked up. lemme read now.

This nigga is kinda fucking scary.
Like if i could wait for him in a bush and then mash his head in with a fat stone or some shit like that.
But i can't kill someone.
I'll go to prison and i have a life that all things considered is worth living.

idk man, i would just leave it if i was you. will mashing his head change the past? no. then why do it? sure, you'll get some satisfaction. but it's not worth it. and who will be the real man, the one that walks off? or the one who waits for his enemy to point blank kill him?

think about it chad

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

i would just leave it if i was you

I'm trying.

will mashing his head change the past?

Obv not. (The past doesn't exist, but that's another point)
I'd obviously never do something like that anyways

im so sorry man, i was just stressed with my toe i was a bit worked up. lemme read now.

No worries
I may have overthought alla that jfl

 

[abzz]

I'm trying.

Obv not. (The past doesn't exist, but that's another point)
I'd obviously never do something like that anyways

No worries
I may have overthought alla that jfl

1) im glad that you're trying.
2) you're mentally sane enough to not do that which im very glad, once again.
3) i get you man, i don't like when convos go unfinished either hahaa

just leave it my friend, he's probably snorting meth or being a psycho while you're winning in life with the hair growth and .org rot and making such a cool friend (me..) jfl

it's better to overthink than underthink, is what i always say

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

it's better to overthink than underthink, is what i always say

Good mindset

just leave it my friend, he's probably snorting meth or being a psycho while you're winning in life with the hair growth and .org rot and making such a cool friend (me..) jfl

Probably.

 

[abzz]

Good mindset

Probably.

you're a good guy man, don't let these methheads make you overthink. just keep going with life chad

 

[Cautious Turtle]

april but doesn't provide the year

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

april but doesn't provide the year

When not providing the year i usually just assume the last month.
It was in 2025, if that wasn't clearly expressed then sry.

 

[Hagman]

never mentioned the gender of the person you were getting head from so i'm assuming it's a dude

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

never mentioned the gender of the person you were getting head from so i'm assuming it's a dude

Meh.
Its a ftm tranny technically.
No surgeries or nothing tho.
No test injection eather.
Ik org is js gonna say "her and she" anyway, but i get internal conflict saying that.
But to avoid people busting my balls i can't say "him" eather

It is quite the dilemma indeed.

 

[Hagman]

Its a ftm tranny technically.

ig pooner pussy is better than nothing bro