My penis is too big

[PajeetDatingCoach]

My penis is too big and I can’t get girls because of that, I have to wear baggy pants and a baggy shirt all the time, girls think that I’m hard all the time and that I’m a creep and when I get hard it rips my pants of. Police have been called on me countless times for sexual harassment. Every time I get with a girl my huge dick knocks her out when i pull my pants down because it’s just so hard and strong or i rip her shit apart and send her to the best hospital in India just because of how big my dick is. I tried to unalive myself but my dick always gets hard and either breaks the roof or pushes me up and the rope isn’t stopping blood flow anymore. Is there a way to fix that?

 

[s7seveenn]

cut it off

 

[Ishaan Brahmbhatt]

 

[JesterMaxx]

Surgery

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

cut it off

I tried but when i got anesthesia my dick got hard and almost killed the surgeon, he won the lawsuit

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Surgery

I tried and now I owe money to the surgeon/victim on my huge dick

 

[Mogmancer]

My penis is too big and I can’t get girls because of that, I have to wear baggy pants and a baggy shirt all the time, girls think that I’m hard all the time and that I’m a creep and when I get hard it rips my pants of. Police have been called on me countless times for sexual harassment. Every time I get with a girl my huge dick knocks her out when i pull my pants down because it’s just so hard and strong or i rip her shit apart and send her to the best hospital in India just because of how big my dick is. I tried to unalive myself but my dick always gets hard and either breaks the roof or pushes me up and the rope isn’t stopping blood flow anymore. Is there a way to fix that?

Mine's bigger pinocchio.

 

[heightmaxxing]

Never related to a thread more.
Botb this shit

 

[s7seveenn]

I tried but when i got anesthesia my dick got hard and almost killed the surgeon, he won the lawsuit

Do it yourself next time, id recommend using a ziptie they work pretty well

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Mine's bigger pinocchio.

I’m glad that I’m not the only one cursed with a 6 foot tall dick and a rational 6 inch dickhead named Austin Wayne that can talk and even made its own dropshipping scam

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

Do it yourself next time, id recommend using a ziptie they work pretty well

I tried but it slapped the knife out of my hand

 

[s7seveenn]

I tried but it slapped the knife out of my hand

you may have a slight deformity i fear

 

[PajeetDatingCoach]

you may have a slight deformity i fear

It has its own brain and is capable of growing out a 2 inch arm for a few seconds