My phone notifications are beyond depressing

[Lonenely sigma]

There are none, ever.


I talk with next to nobody irl. Its been MONTHS since I had a proper, real conversation with anyone outside of my family or a very small friend circle.


I get more notifications on .org in a day than I get from instagram in a year. Loneliness cuts incredibly deep

 

[grungymallard97]

There are none, ever.


I talk with next to nobody irl. Its been MONTHS since I had a proper, real conversation with anyone outside of my family or a very small friend circle.


I get more notifications on .org in a day than I get from instagram

in a year. Loneliness cuts incredibly deep

 

[Lonenely sigma]

If the "dead internet theory" thing is to be believed, and none of you actually exist but are just carefully created robots, I'd still continue to post here.


Am I supposed to talk with my dog like those weird grandmas on the steet?

 

[grungymallard97]

There are none, ever.


I talk with next to nobody irl. Its been MONTHS since I had a proper, real conversation with anyone outside of my family or a very small friend circle.


I get more notifications on .org in a day than I get from instagram in a year. Loneliness cuts incredibly deep

Lowkey kinda relatable slightly

 

[HighTierSubhuman]

I get more notifications on .org in a day than I get from instagram in a year. Loneliness cuts incredibly deep

I'm so non-NT that I don't even have instagram

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Lowkey kinda relatable slightly

Yeah well no slayer will have 5k posts on .org in less than 2 years. I am just being real

 

[HighTierSubhuman]

If the "dead internet theory" thing is to believed, and none of you actually exist but are just carefully created robots, I'd still continue to post here.


Am I supposed to talk with my dog like those weird grandmas on the steet?

Ah, the "dead internet theory"—an intriguing rabbit hole to explore! Even if it were true and we’re all bots, at least we’re thoughtful, chatty bots keeping things interesting. So, keep posting—whether it’s to bots or humans, it’s all about connection, right?

As for talking to your dog, go for it! Dogs are great listeners and don’t judge. Whether it’s full grandma-style monologues or casual chats, they’ll wag their tails either way. Besides, who else is going to understand your deep thoughts on robot conspiracies and walk schedules?

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Ah, the "dead internet theory"—an intriguing rabbit hole to explore! Even if it were true and we’re all bots, at least we’re thoughtful, chatty bots keeping things interesting. So, keep posting—whether it’s to bots or humans, it’s all about connection, right?

As for talking to your dog, go for it! Dogs are great listeners and don’t judge. Whether it’s full grandma-style monologues or casual chats, they’ll wag their tails either way. Besides, who else is going to understand your deep thoughts on robot conspiracies and walk schedules?

"I am sorry, but as a language AI model..."

 

[NoLongerHuman]

If the "dead internet theory" thing is to believed, and none of you actually exist but are just carefully created robots, I'd still continue to post here.


Am I supposed to talk with my dog like those weird grandmas on the steet?

i mean i talk with my cats and they seem to enjoy my schizo ramblings

 

[grungymallard97]

Yeah well no slayer will have 5k posts on .org in less than 2 years. I am just being real

No slayer will even be a colourcel on org tbh. Clav and Zeta are autistic so don’t count

 

[Lonenely sigma]

i mean i talk with my cats and they seem to enjoy my schizo ramblings

I used to believe dogs understand you, but then I realized people from china probably think the same thing, and there's no way dogs understand them

 

[Lonenely sigma]

No slayer will even be a colourcel on org tbh. Clav and Zeta are autistic so don’t count

If only I was a terra-chad. Everything in my life would be fucking perfect.


Imagine being worshiped wherever you go, being liked by every woman and respected by every dude. Must be great.


Maybe in the next life, if I don't get reincarnated in india, SEA or anywhere else outside of the top 10% in terms of looks pretty much