my puppy ate her own fucking shit and licked me in the fucking face right after

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just now when my mom lets the dog outside in the backyard to go shit and piss shes supposed to make sure she doesnt lick or eat her own fucking shit because shes a retarded puppy who doesn’t know any better. this time my mom left the dog unsupervised to go use the bathroom and she let her back in when she came back, completely unaware of the fact that the dog literally just ate the shit that she just took, although she tries to do it literally every fucking time she goes outside. so right after this dumb fucking dog eats her own fucking shit she goes directly to me and jumps up on me and starts licking my face. i was ok with it at first because SURELY MY MOM DIDNT LEAVE HER OUT THERE UNSUPERVISED KNOWING THAT SHE EATS HER OWN FUCKING SHIT RIGHT? NOPE SHE LEFT HER OUT THERE TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS AND SHE ENDS UP EATING HER OWN SHIT AND LIKCING MY FUCKING FACE. and now my face smells like fucking dog shit because my fucking dog literally likes to eat her own fucking shit and my mom has the awareness level of a minority with down syndrome. just fucking lol at my family.
 
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High T puppy
 
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dnr u have blue eyes deal with it fag
 
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just now when my mom lets the dog outside in the backyard to go shit and piss shes supposed to make sure she doesnt lick or eat her own fucking shit because shes a retarded puppy who doesn’t know any better. this time my mom left the dog unsupervised to go use the bathroom and she let her back in when she came back, completely unaware of the fact that the dog literally just ate the shit that she just took, although she tries to do it literally every fucking time she goes outside. so right after this dumb fucking dog eats her own fucking shit she goes directly to me and jumps up on me and starts licking my face. i was ok with it at first because SURELY MY MOM DIDNT LEAVE HER OUT THERE UNSUPERVISED KNOWING THAT SHE EATS HER OWN FUCKING SHIT RIGHT? NOPE SHE LEFT HER OUT THERE TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS AND SHE ENDS UP EATING HER OWN SHIT AND LIKCING MY FUCKING FACE. and now my face smells like fucking dog shit because my fucking dog literally likes to eat her own fucking shit and my mom has the awareness level of a minority with down syndrome. just fucking lol at my family.
i hate it why the fuck do dogs eat shit???????????, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
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Your dog Incel too? Fuck ass bloodline
 
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if i had green eyes
i wouldnt be here
I would trade my blue eyes instantly for a little bit more of undereye support
 
My dog does not eat its own shit
i hate it why the fuck do dogs eat shit???????????, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
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i hate it why the fuck do dogs eat shit???????????, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
because my dogs a fucking retard
 
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Haha funny dog
 
murder it
 
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i hate it why the fuck do dogs eat shit???????????, WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
nutritious raw food goatis approved
 
kill your fucking self you dysgenic waste of seminal fluid
I normally would not agree with such bullying but considering the target is named asdvek and posts stupid shit all day I will not condemn it
 
I normally would not agree with such bullying but considering the target is named asdvek and posts stupid shit all day I will not condemn it
i dont give a fuck who it is
 
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i put the fucker back in her crate
its normal if its a puppy for dogs to eat own sheit, but if you catch them doing it try to move them away.
my dog grew out of it
 
why the fuck would my mom leave the dog out there unsupervised when she KNOWS THE DOG LIKES TO EAT HER FUCKING SHIT
 
thats why cats are superior, dogs are disgusting
 
oh my fucking god man women are insentient retarded numbskull faggots
 
just now when my mom lets the dog outside in the backyard to go shit and piss shes supposed to make sure she doesnt lick or eat her own fucking shit because shes a retarded puppy who doesn’t know any better. this time my mom left the dog unsupervised to go use the bathroom and she let her back in when she came back, completely unaware of the fact that the dog literally just ate the shit that she just took, although she tries to do it literally every fucking time she goes outside. so right after this dumb fucking dog eats her own fucking shit she goes directly to me and jumps up on me and starts licking my face. i was ok with it at first because SURELY MY MOM DIDNT LEAVE HER OUT THERE UNSUPERVISED KNOWING THAT SHE EATS HER OWN FUCKING SHIT RIGHT? NOPE SHE LEFT HER OUT THERE TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS AND SHE ENDS UP EATING HER OWN SHIT AND LIKCING MY FUCKING FACE. and now my face smells like fucking dog shit because my fucking dog literally likes to eat her own fucking shit and my mom has the awareness level of a minority with down syndrome. just fucking lol at my family.
BRO WHAT THE FUCK LOLOOLOL


KILL UR MOM BRI
 
BRO WHAT THE FUCK LOLOOLOL


KILL UR MOM BRI
god why are women so fucking room temperature iq

like i genuinely feel like pulling my fuckjng hair out dealing with one
 
Rape her till she bleed to assert you are the alpha here
 
jus wash ur face bud
 
Average incel day. This is how we incels are treated.
 
caged
 
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just now when my mom lets the dog outside in the backyard to go shit and piss shes supposed to make sure she doesnt lick or eat her own fucking shit because shes a retarded puppy who doesn’t know any better. this time my mom left the dog unsupervised to go use the bathroom and she let her back in when she came back, completely unaware of the fact that the dog literally just ate the shit that she just took, although she tries to do it literally every fucking time she goes outside. so right after this dumb fucking dog eats her own fucking shit she goes directly to me and jumps up on me and starts licking my face. i was ok with it at first because SURELY MY MOM DIDNT LEAVE HER OUT THERE UNSUPERVISED KNOWING THAT SHE EATS HER OWN FUCKING SHIT RIGHT? NOPE SHE LEFT HER OUT THERE TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS AND SHE ENDS UP EATING HER OWN SHIT AND LIKCING MY FUCKING FACE. and now my face smells like fucking dog shit because my fucking dog literally likes to eat her own fucking shit and my mom has the awareness level of a minority with down syndrome. just fucking lol at my family.
Do ts to it
Shooting Quentin Tarantino GIF
 
Rodeblur reincarnated
 
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So many videos on instagram normalising letting a dog lick you in the face, letting them lick the baby. Just let your baby contract eye and ear infections bro.
 
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Smack that mf, No dog is licking me regardless of how "clean" they are
 
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My dog never did that shit when he was a puppy jfl, your dog is just a retard
 

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