
superpsycho
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just now when my mom lets the dog outside in the backyard to go shit and piss shes supposed to make sure she doesnt lick or eat her own fucking shit because shes a retarded puppy who doesn’t know any better. this time my mom left the dog unsupervised to go use the bathroom and she let her back in when she came back, completely unaware of the fact that the dog literally just ate the shit that she just took, although she tries to do it literally every fucking time she goes outside. so right after this dumb fucking dog eats her own fucking shit she goes directly to me and jumps up on me and starts licking my face. i was ok with it at first because SURELY MY MOM DIDNT LEAVE HER OUT THERE UNSUPERVISED KNOWING THAT SHE EATS HER OWN FUCKING SHIT RIGHT? NOPE SHE LEFT HER OUT THERE TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS AND SHE ENDS UP EATING HER OWN SHIT AND LIKCING MY FUCKING FACE. and now my face smells like fucking dog shit because my fucking dog literally likes to eat her own fucking shit and my mom has the awareness level of a minority with down syndrome. just fucking lol at my family.