My recessed retarded classmate made me look like an asshole.

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In my class, there’s this short, sub-5 retard of a person. We were on a school trip to another country, and one night the entire class went out to eat at a restaurant. I had to get to my seat because I was sitting in the middle.

My retarded classmate was facing the opposite direction from me and was in the way, so I gave him a little clap on the ass. He suddenly turned around, started screaming, and began swinging at me with all his power. Luckily, he’s built like a twig, so it didn’t really hurt. But because he’s sub-5, the girls automatically felt bad for him.

I didn’t know how to react, so I just sat down and laughed about it with the other guys. But a lot of the girls were defending him. So even though I wasn’t in the fucking wrong, they now think I’m a massive bully.