
loyolaxavvierretard
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When I was a little kid, I was told that I would grow up to be a handsome man. I was told that the world would be my oyster and I would and could do anything. Start my own business, marry a beautiful woman and become rich. Now I am sitting here absolutely enraged but at the same time elated. I am not ugly, not NEET. But I am ND and haven't talked to girl ever. I also couldn't find a job in software since all of them got offshored to Pajeets. Now I have decided to become an oil lobbyist. I will make climate change come true. I will make sure that the world burns as it uses more and more fossil fuels. I will make all climate denialists eat their words. I will have my revenge on everyone who rejected me and laugh when they are burnt toast
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An Oil Lobbyist
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