My reverse aging protocol

[sigma boii]

No salt
No water
No daily carbs over 50g
No caffeine
No grains or vegs
No gym or running
No airpods (radiation)
No school or work

 

[Snicket]

No salt
No water
No daily carbs over 50g
No caffeine
No grains or vegs
No gym or running
No airpods (radiation)
No school or work

Benjamin Button is the only reverse aging protocol and he lucked out by de-aging from an old fetus into prime Brad Pitt.