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my roommate is larping as slayer and in reality he is getting cucked by some mtb
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When I moved in almost one year ago I thought he was some kind of slayer cuz he was constantly flexing with his old girl friends (old is a key word here). At least once per week he used to show me his old conversations with him and his tinder convos, so I was like damn that dude got seriously a game.
He was so proud of that even tho he got a girlfriend (I've seen her only twice, one time she was waiting for him after school and one time he even invited her to our apartament), but it didn't last long cuz like 2 months after I moved in they broke up
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I thought that this dude will find another gf withing few hours but guess what, dude literally became alcoholic, dropped out from uni and even from his job because he was THAT miserable after that. At first I was so emphatic for this guy because of course that was a big loss for him, but his state was like that for 3-4 months (they were together for barely 1 year).
First signs of desperation
After those few months he even proposed me to go together for "insta hunting" in our local shopping center. I had to refuse his proposal cuz I was in situationship already and I was high inhibit back then. That situation made me think for a while, why some ex-slayer would want help from some high inhibit nerd?
Days after he told me his plans that he will go to uni and cold approach random girls etc. I asked him week later how's his plan going and he replied with things like "muhh you can't predict girls those days", "someone could record me" etc. and I told him "Dude it's not that deep, I think".
Another days have passed and he told me his plan about tinder. I was like okay dude, good luck. Few hours passed, then he told me that girls there are used up whores and they ghost you after few messages. I was bit suspicious because back then he was praising tinder for quick ONS and now he's afraid of those same girls? I told him maybe your texting sucks and they ghost you, then he deadass told me that he haven't even installed that shit yet He just seen that on tiktok.
Like 2 months passed and I did some looksmaxxing so I suggested him that we should hit clubs together and of course he refused because muh whores there
Ultimate sign of desperation
Im in his discord server so I can see when he's online and who he is talking with and I realized that this dude is really talking with those same 3 people everyday. He literally got no friends beside some discord incels.
Those retards got so bright idea for a place to find gfs. He told me this idea. I literally couldn't believe in that nigga, I literally lost faith in him. Can you guys guess what was that????
it was
Grown ass dude is going to find a gf in roblox WHAT THE FUCK
First contact with girls after months
In fact he managed to find some girls on roblox, but each out played him
funniest fucking story was when he told me about some innocent girl, she was calling him handsome, cute, role model etc. I think he even felt in love with her.
Things were getting freaky after time, she even was whining about being virgin and she wants to fuck but she got no one. He was so down bad for her.
After one month of relationship she decided to call him on phone and guess what. She fucking told him that she got the best orgasm in her life and she don't want any contact with him anymore, then she blocked him on every social media.
Can you guys belive that? Grown ass dude got cucked by some girl on a fucking roblox
He managed to invite girl for a sleepover (for 3 days)
I couldn't belive that he managed to do that. He was so cocky for those 3 days and tried to flex around her so bad, but dude was SO high inhibit and stressed that I could see that. He tried to enter wifi password in her phone for like solid 15 mins and required my help LMAO.
Dude was flexing that he will bang her for whole night and she will cook him dinners and etc etc. Honestly I was so jealous so much but I had stuff to do.
Idk if he was even aware on how thin walls in our apartament are so I could hear almost everything.
Guess what... nothing happend. Literally, she fucking refused to kiss him JFL.
Imagine inviting a girl to your crib and she refuse to even kiss you
I thought okay she is shy around me so next day I was almost whole day outside. I came back next day. Still nothing, his converstations were so corny and she was so irritated and dry. She made her laught like 1 fucking time when I was around.
Last day he drove her to train station and immediately when he came back he locked in his room, turned on discord and started whining to his friends. I could hear everything. THEY DIDN'T EVEN KISS. I was like dude wtf I literally made you some space so you could slay her and you fucked this up. But what I heard next just cringed me to death. They were in relationship for 3 months already, and YET they haven't kissed. That bitch is using him for free rides, dates and food
I was like holy shit this dude is such a loser, even I managed to get a kiss on a first date but that so called "slayer" is not able to do it after 3 fucking months???
That dude should rope at this point.
1 week later he posted on ig stories that he is in strip club so I guess they already broke up and now he is coping with some pussy paid with money
my roommate is larping as slayer and in reality he is getting cucked by some mtb
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When I moved in almost one year ago I thought he was some kind of slayer cuz he was constantly flexing with his old girl friends (old is a key word here). At least once per week he used to show me his old conversations with him and his tinder convos, so I was like damn that dude got seriously a game.
He was so proud of that even tho he got a girlfriend (I've seen her only twice, one time she was waiting for him after school and one time he even invited her to our apartament), but it didn't last long cuz like 2 months after I moved in they broke up
.I thought that this dude will find another gf withing few hours but guess what, dude literally became alcoholic, dropped out from uni and even from his job because he was THAT miserable after that. At first I was so emphatic for this guy because of course that was a big loss for him, but his state was like that for 3-4 months (they were together for barely 1 year).
First signs of desperation
After those few months he even proposed me to go together for "insta hunting" in our local shopping center. I had to refuse his proposal cuz I was in situationship already and I was high inhibit back then. That situation made me think for a while, why some ex-slayer would want help from some high inhibit nerd?
Days after he told me his plans that he will go to uni and cold approach random girls etc. I asked him week later how's his plan going and he replied with things like "muhh you can't predict girls those days", "someone could record me" etc. and I told him "Dude it's not that deep, I think".
Another days have passed and he told me his plan about tinder. I was like okay dude, good luck. Few hours passed, then he told me that girls there are used up whores and they ghost you after few messages. I was bit suspicious because back then he was praising tinder for quick ONS and now he's afraid of those same girls? I told him maybe your texting sucks and they ghost you, then he deadass told me that he haven't even installed that shit yet
He just seen that on tiktok.Like 2 months passed and I did some looksmaxxing so I suggested him that we should hit clubs together and of course he refused because muh whores there
Ultimate sign of desperation
Im in his discord server so I can see when he's online and who he is talking with and I realized that this dude is really talking with those same 3 people everyday. He literally got no friends beside some discord incels.
Those retards got so bright idea for a place to find gfs. He told me this idea. I literally couldn't believe in that nigga, I literally lost faith in him. Can you guys guess what was that????
it was
Grown ass dude is going to find a gf in roblox WHAT THE FUCK
First contact with girls after months
In fact he managed to find some girls on roblox, but each out played him
funniest fucking story was when he told me about some innocent girl, she was calling him handsome, cute, role model etc. I think he even felt in love with her.
Things were getting freaky after time, she even was whining about being virgin and she wants to fuck but she got no one. He was so down bad for her.
After one month of relationship she decided to call him on phone and guess what. She fucking told him that she got the best orgasm in her life and she don't want any contact with him anymore, then she blocked him on every social media.
Can you guys belive that? Grown ass dude got cucked by some girl on a fucking roblox
He managed to invite girl for a sleepover (for 3 days)
I couldn't belive that he managed to do that. He was so cocky for those 3 days and tried to flex around her so bad, but dude was SO high inhibit and stressed that I could see that. He tried to enter wifi password in her phone for like solid 15 mins and required my help LMAO.
Dude was flexing that he will bang her for whole night and she will cook him dinners and etc etc. Honestly I was so jealous so much but I had stuff to do.
Idk if he was even aware on how thin walls in our apartament are so I could hear almost everything.
Guess what... nothing happend. Literally, she fucking refused to kiss him JFL.
Imagine inviting a girl to your crib and she refuse to even kiss you
I thought okay she is shy around me so next day I was almost whole day outside. I came back next day. Still nothing, his converstations were so corny and she was so irritated and dry. She made her laught like 1 fucking time when I was around.
Last day he drove her to train station and immediately when he came back he locked in his room, turned on discord and started whining to his friends. I could hear everything. THEY DIDN'T EVEN KISS. I was like dude wtf I literally made you some space so you could slay her and you fucked this up. But what I heard next just cringed me to death. They were in relationship for 3 months already, and YET they haven't kissed. That bitch is using him for free rides, dates and food
I was like holy shit this dude is such a loser, even I managed to get a kiss on a first date but that so called "slayer" is not able to do it after 3 fucking months???
That dude should rope at this point.
1 week later he posted on ig stories that he is in strip club so I guess they already broke up and now he is coping with some pussy paid with money
