Deleted member 10491
late bloomer that will ascend with puberty
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Hey, so yesterday i took a shit but then my dad called me while i was pooping so i hurried to wipe my ass. When i was done i helped my dad work on the car, there was something wrong with the engine. Right after he says, "what's that smell?" i was like "i don't know" that was when i realized i haven't washed my fingers and there were still little pieces of soft, crispy pieces of poop right there. I couldn't resist so i bit each of my fingers full of flavor and it was so delightful. When i was finished the delightful flavor got even better. So when i got back to the toilet i was impatiently looking for the nice cripsy poop stains that look good to eat. Finally, i found the perfect stain, so i grabbed a tool and scraped it from the toilet and ate it like ice cream. So creamy. The flavor rushed to my heart and my heart was beating with love. It tasted just like dark chocolate.
