n9wiff
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Sometimes when I watch a Goatis video yeah. To see his beautiful red-tinted skin in the sunlight with his really kawaii lopsided eyes. It's almost ethereal to see what a "real" man looks like. A strong, big, hunky, dependable man. If I was a woman, I would want my boyfriend or preferable husband and father of my children to be like Goatis.
And when I say real men, yes, Goatis is a real man and everyone else isn't. He doesn't follow society, he is his own boss. He eats REAL food and has REAL opinions on the world. Whenever my parents make me cry, I lock my room doors and listen to Goatis live streams because I need to escape this shitty man man realm and hear his natural manly voice talk about things that ACTUALLY matter.
He is a real man, and I just get fucking shivers every time, and you should too. Like damn, that's what we were SUPPOSED to be like.
Fuck.
And when I say real men, yes, Goatis is a real man and everyone else isn't. He doesn't follow society, he is his own boss. He eats REAL food and has REAL opinions on the world. Whenever my parents make me cry, I lock my room doors and listen to Goatis live streams because I need to escape this shitty man man realm and hear his natural manly voice talk about things that ACTUALLY matter.
He is a real man, and I just get fucking shivers every time, and you should too. Like damn, that's what we were SUPPOSED to be like.
Fuck.
