My serious thoughts on Goatis

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Sometimes when I watch a Goatis video yeah. To see his beautiful red-tinted skin in the sunlight with his really kawaii lopsided eyes. It's almost ethereal to see what a "real" man looks like. A strong, big, hunky, dependable man. If I was a woman, I would want my boyfriend or preferable husband and father of my children to be like Goatis.

And when I say real men, yes, Goatis is a real man and everyone else isn't. He doesn't follow society, he is his own boss. He eats REAL food and has REAL opinions on the world. Whenever my parents make me cry, I lock my room doors and listen to Goatis live streams because I need to escape this shitty man man realm and hear his natural manly voice talk about things that ACTUALLY matter.

He is a real man, and I just get fucking shivers every time, and you should too. Like damn, that's what we were SUPPOSED to be like.

Fuck.

 
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Fuck Goatis
 
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why havent you made any post in regards to lil scooms death?
not dmg
89
 
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Free lil scoom 😢
Sv3rige mentioned lil scoom on telegram.
 
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You wanna suck his dick and make him cum we get it

Just leave it alone now pls…
 
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Sometimes when I watch a Goatis video yeah. To see his beautiful red-tinted skin in the sunlight with his really kawaii lopsided eyes. It's almost ethereal to see what a "real" man looks like. A strong, big, hunky, dependable man. If I was a woman, I would want my boyfriend or preferable husband and father of my children to be like Goatis.

And when I say real men, yes, Goatis is a real man and everyone else isn't. He doesn't follow society, he is his own boss. He eats REAL food and has REAL opinions on the world. Whenever my parents make me cry, I lock my room doors and listen to Goatis live streams because I need to escape this shitty man man realm and hear his natural manly voice talk about things that ACTUALLY matter.

He is a real man, and I just get fucking shivers every time, and you should too. Like damn, that's what we were SUPPOSED to be like.

Fuck.

i beg someone make* a thrist trap edit of goatis with this song:lul:
 
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He uses many filters on his video

 
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You wanna suck his dick and make him cum we get it

Just leave it alone now pls…
What? It's just primal brotherly love.

Once we meet up maybe, you'll understand.

I plan to meet him, already sent over a few hundred in crypto. If I am lucky at this rate we'll get in touch on a personal level in a year or so.

i beg someone make* a thrist trap edit of goatis with this song:lul:
It's not meant to be sexual
 
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He mogs you



Literally who?
he was a serious raper back when i used to live in chicago
his bars were unimaginable nobody was on his level at the time
even king von shed tears listening to his recent song Button Land
he made me feel some type of way
 
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What? It's just primal brotherly love.

Once we meet up maybe, you'll understand.

I plan to meet him, already sent over a few hundred in crypto. If I am lucky at this rate we'll get in touch on a personal level in a year or so.


It's not meant to be sexual
doesnt have to be "sexual"
 
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@cromagnon @ey88 @NoHoesinOhio @chrishell
 
anyone else getting shivers
 
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anyone else getting shivers
Yeah I did, probably due to increased metabolism on a high protein high micronutrient diet

Raw blood helps with the cognitive function
 
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Main thing to rememeber about Goatis is he was relevant from about 2016 - 2019.

Jfl if you're watching him in 2025.

Enjoy slurping puss from animal testicles. You will live until you are 300 and age like Goatis bro!
 
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Main thing to rememeber about Goatis is he was relevant from about 2016 - 2019.

Jfl if you're watching him in 2025.

Enjoy slurping puss from animal testicles. You will live until you are 300 and age like Goatis bro!
Keep coping retard
 
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Some say our generation is lucky to have seen Messi and Cristiano playing football, I say we are lucky to have been able to listen to Godtis.
 
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GODtis
 
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can't spell goatis without GOAT:chad:
 
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Bump
 
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