MY SON WILL DICK MOG ME

[iblamechico]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

 

[flippasav]

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[sluttysuzy420]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

Lmao, on some real shit. If u have a child ill send u some DHT gel its done wonders. 0 balding., i already have a deep voice but am starting to apply to larynx to see if it has any effects. Ur child will dick mog

 

[sluttysuzy420]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

make ur kid wear a penis weight.

 

[the_machinist_786]

make ur kid wear a penis weight.

 

[Bars]

It's good tho

 

[sluttysuzy420]

Wish I even had a dad to do that for me. Wouldnt have to spend 10-20 minutes a day doing PE just so I can compete w tryone cause Every foid has been w him at least once

 

[FaceandBBC]

My son will mog me in every way possible. I don’t want him to end up like me.

 

[Gengar]

It all depends on his mother. If she’s got big dick genes then he will dick mog you, but since you’re already 6.5” x 5.7”, it’s unlikely he will dickmog you.

 

[selfascender]

I hope I never have a son

 

[iblamechico]

It all depends on his mother. If she’s got big dick genes then he will dick mog you, but since you’re already 6.5” x 5.7”, it’s unlikely he will dickmog you.

No. He needs to dick mog me by all means necessary. I'd be more disappointed to find my boy has a sub 8x6 than to see my daughter on PornHub.

 

[Gengar]

No. He needs to dick mog me by all means necessary. I'd be more disappointed to find my boy has a sub 8x6 than to see my daughter on PornHub.

You’re honestly weird.

 

[iblamechico]

You’re honestly weird.

How.

 

[Gengar]

How.

You have to ask, huh? You’re a hopeless case. Don’t mean to offend you, just some raw honesty.

 

[FiendFiend]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

if u get a wife with a bigger dick than yours it could work. Good luck bhai

 

[bttb]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

All this just to find out ur having a daughter

 

[asdvek]

beans

That will lower prenatal T btw. Don't feed any beans

 

[iblamechico]

All this just to find out ur having a daughter

She'll have one hell of a clit.

 

[Deleted member 147725]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

Finally someone who understand what men need to enjoy the good thing in life
Make sure he also tall and Chad or he won’t even get to see puss in the first place

 

[iblamechico]

Finally someone who understand what men need to enjoy the good thing in life
Make sure he also tall and Chad or he won’t even get to see puss in the first place

The T will do its job. If he's not chad after all of that, I'll do my best to afford his surgeries.

 

[Deleted member 147725]

The T will do its job. If he's not chad after all of that, I'll do my best to afford his surgeries.

Best dad ever

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Lmao, on some real shit. If u have a child ill send u some DHT gel its done wonders. 0 balding., i already have a deep voice but am starting to apply to larynx to see if it has any effects. Ur child will dick mog

What did it do? Wont it shut you down lol

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Finally someone who understand what men need to enjoy the good thing in life
Make sure he also tall and Chad or he won’t even get to see puss in the first place

What does overdosing k2 and d3 do

 

[low1sd]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

"beans" yep, ur son cooked.

 

[bttb]

She'll have one hell of a clit.

wtf

 

[sluttysuzy420]

What did it do? Wont it shut you down lol

No I dont have any shutdown

 

[Panzram]

First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420

Make sure to suck his dick before rubning DHT on it

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

No I dont have any shutdown

What did the dht gel do

 

[Deleted member 147725]

What does overdosing k2 and d3 do

It’s a joke
Apparently it should grow ur dih

https://www.researchgate.net/public...ed_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3

But the study is dodo, there were only 14 men, and they measured flaccid stretched length

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Working Out? Why Make your Wife Stress? Its Spiking Cortisol its Harmful for the Baby
Beans? Feed Your Wife Organ Meat and Give Your Children Every Micronutrient Needed to Facillate its Growth