MY SON WILL DICK MOG ME

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First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
 
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First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
Lmao, on some real shit. If u have a child ill send u some DHT gel its done wonders. 0 balding., i already have a deep voice but am starting to apply to larynx to see if it has any effects. Ur child will dick mog
 
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First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
make ur kid wear a penis weight.
 
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make ur kid wear a penis weight.

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My son will mog me in every way possible. I don’t want him to end up like me.
 
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It all depends on his mother. If she’s got big dick genes then he will dick mog you, but since you’re already 6.5” x 5.7”, it’s unlikely he will dickmog you.
 
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It all depends on his mother. If she’s got big dick genes then he will dick mog you, but since you’re already 6.5” x 5.7”, it’s unlikely he will dickmog you.
No. He needs to dick mog me by all means necessary. I'd be more disappointed to find my boy has a sub 8x6 than to see my daughter on PornHub.
 
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No. He needs to dick mog me by all means necessary. I'd be more disappointed to find my boy has a sub 8x6 than to see my daughter on PornHub.
You’re honestly weird.
 
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First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
if u get a wife with a bigger dick than yours it could work. Good luck bhai
 
First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
All this just to find out ur having a daughter :feelshaha:
 
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First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
Finally someone who understand what men need to enjoy the good thing in life
Make sure he also tall and Chad or he won’t even get to see puss in the first place
 
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Finally someone who understand what men need to enjoy the good thing in life
Make sure he also tall and Chad or he won’t even get to see puss in the first place
The T will do its job. If he's not chad after all of that, I'll do my best to afford his surgeries.
 
Lmao, on some real shit. If u have a child ill send u some DHT gel its done wonders. 0 balding., i already have a deep voice but am starting to apply to larynx to see if it has any effects. Ur child will dick mog
What did it do? Wont it shut you down lol
 
Finally someone who understand what men need to enjoy the good thing in life
Make sure he also tall and Chad or he won’t even get to see puss in the first place
What does overdosing k2 and d3 do
 
First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
"beans" yep, ur son cooked.
 
First thing first, always, genetics.

I will first scout a woman with great genetics. To increase the chances of my son having a big dick, I'd have to ask her about her brothers penises (if she had any). Maybe I could manage to do this by giving her the impression that I'm a carefree guy in the first place so she wouldn't be weirded out when I do it. Ask it in a joking manner. Low correlation between height but I guess I can play it safe by picking a tall foid.

Second, prenatal T

I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.

Third, epigenetics

Then I'll do the same to my son. I'd make sure he eats well, foods that boost test production. I'd make him exercise as much as possible. I'd also make him live in a competitive environment, not only would it improve my son mentally, it would also boost his testosterone. I'd make sure he gets enough rest. Good quality sleep. No bullshit junk food, no smoking, drinking, no endocrine disruptors.


If all else fails I'd just rub DHT on that boy's dick and introduce him to PE by 15.

@FaceandBBC @Gengar @ShawarmaFilth @666PSL @sluttysuzy420
Make sure to suck his dick before rubning DHT on it
 
I will ensure my wife produce the maximum amount of prenatal T for my son. I'd make her eat red meat, beans, make her workout in the first trimester and then I'd make sure she has low cortisol. Her health would be my priority.
Working Out? Why Make your Wife Stress? Its Spiking Cortisol its Harmful for the Baby
Beans? Feed Your Wife Organ Meat and Give Your Children Every Micronutrient Needed to Facillate its Growth
 

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