my sperm is extremely powerful

[Unhuman]

one drop of semen can impregnate 1 million women

 

[raleqtambrobret]

No wonder God had to nerf you by making you subhuman

 

[SoundnVision]

Name checks out

 

[The Grinch]

one drop of semen can impregnate 1 million women

Maybe you’re infertile. You never know until you try (you never had sex)

 

[Unhuman]

Maybe you’re infertile. You never know until you try (you never had sex)

I am very fertile. I have analysed my sperm under a microscope and it is very fertile.

 

[Unhuman]

Name checks out

I am thinking of changing it to fertile BBC

 

[SoundnVision]

I am thinking of changing it to fertile BBC

Why not indeed fella

 

[Unhuman]

Why not indeed fella

Sexually disabled sounds more iconic.

 

[Unhuman]

My sperm can cure female infertility. The downside is that if you plan to have children with your partner you will be having my children instead.