My Step-Mom Saw My Dick (and laughed)

[11gaijin]

I feel humiliated. I had gotten out of the shower (it shrinks in the shower) and was about to put on my boxers when my step-mom barged in. She saw my member(2.8 inches, 2.5 circumfrence). She was about to say sorry for walking in when she looked down and noticed it. She pointed and let out an audible chuckle.

She looked up and said, “Not even ur dadas is that small”. I already resented my bitch step-mom but this sealed it. She is a classic entitled blonde and tbh, I had never had any girl look at my member before. I don’t know if I want anyone to look at it ever again. I’m exhausted, I already hear about how girls nowadays only want to fuck and leave, but now I’m afraid I won’t even be able to do that if I ever get a girl.

Thanks for letting me get this off my chest

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Who tf showers without closing the door. Prob larp

 

[Deleted member 16133]

im sorry about that man
you should rape her one day and just leave the house forever

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Well what is the erect measurements nigga? If it's monster meat then just find a way to "accidently" show it to her while erect and boom you are on the front page of pornhub!

 

[Bvnny.]

Show her your dick again, but that time willingly (while having an erection, of course), to assert your dominance

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Show her your dick again, but that time willingly (while having an erection, of course), to assert your dominance

Exactly only way to recover from this unless his erect dick is also despicable

 

[Deleted member 19615]

I feel humiliated. I had gotten out of the shower (it shrinks in the shower) and was about to put on my boxers when my step-mom barged in. She saw my member(2.8 inches, 2.5 circumfrence). She was about to say sorry for walking in when she looked down and noticed it. She pointed and let out an audible chuckle.

She looked up and said, “Not even ur dadas is that small”. I already resented my bitch step-mom but this sealed it. She is a classic entitled blonde and tbh, I had never had any girl look at my member before. I don’t know if I want anyone to look at it ever again. I’m exhausted, I already hear about how girls nowadays only want to fuck and leave, but now I’m afraid I won’t even be able to do that if I ever get a girl.

Thanks for letting me get this off my chest

How could you possible hope to satisfy a woman with your tiny penis and no experience?

OVER!

 

[Zylk]

Make her suck your cock when she's sleeping

 

[11gaijin]

How could you possible hope to satisfy a woman with your tiny penis and no experience?

OVER!

 

[Magical Apple]

I feel humiliated. I had gotten out of the shower (it shrinks in the shower) and was about to put on my boxers when my step-mom barged in. She saw my member(2.8 inches, 2.5 circumfrence). She was about to say sorry for walking in when she looked down and noticed it. She pointed and let out an audible chuckle.

She looked up and said, “Not even ur dadas is that small”. I already resented my bitch step-mom but this sealed it. She is a classic entitled blonde and tbh, I had never had any girl look at my member before. I don’t know if I want anyone to look at it ever again. I’m exhausted, I already hear about how girls nowadays only want to fuck and leave, but now I’m afraid I won’t even be able to do that if I ever get a girl.

Thanks for letting me get this off my chest

When you are a grower not a shower. Go fuck her up, OP.

 

[Growth Plate]

Jfl at retards not knowing this is from reddit

 

[RecessedChinCel]

We’re just growers not showers

 

[Deleted member 16853]

If anyone ever laughs at my dick when its not fully grown, i'll force them to look at it when hard, its the only way to regain my lost honor