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Many people underestimate "Softmaxxing" these days. Facial hair matters more than you think.
This thread will cover the importance and viability of growing a Goatee.
Goateemaxxing
A thread by @Jonas2k7
I would really advise anyone to grow a Goatee, it can improve your looks drastically and is one of the only things that actually work.
Most celebrities rock a Goatee, so should you.
Facial hair is one of the only things apart from bones that can add dimorphism. Having a dark and clean goatee just mogs.
Look what a difference just a few hairs can make:
Especially good for people with short lower thirds and long philtrums.
The Goatee won't have any downsides.
Won't disturb the appearance of your hollow cheeks. Also won't "reduce your appeal" to younger girls. Facial hair isn't niche, obviously still depends on the type of facial hair.
The only way a Goatee could potentially cause problems, is if you already have perfect bones. Since you are on this forum that won't be the case anyway.
For example it wouldn't exactly add any points to individuals looking like this:
Could be a good option for individuals with religions that either don't permit or discourage clean shaven looks.
That would be the case with some orthodox christians, muslims and sikhs.
This thread will cover the importance and viability of growing a Goatee.
I made a thread about growing a Goatee already in the past, this is the updated version.
looksmax.org

The Best Softmax of Today - Goateemaxxing
Goateemaxxing Can easily hide your long philtrum. Gandy hides his long philtrum with one too. His chin-to-philtrum ratio is still great, but a "longish" philtrum still looks shit IMO. Adds dimorphism to the face. Makes you look more "dark", which is ideal. Better coloring (if dark goatee)...

Goateemaxxing
A thread by @Jonas2k7
I would really advise anyone to grow a Goatee, it can improve your looks drastically and is one of the only things that actually work.
Most celebrities rock a Goatee, so should you.



1. Dimorphism

Facial hair is one of the only things apart from bones that can add dimorphism. Having a dark and clean goatee just mogs.
Look what a difference just a few hairs can make:

2. Coloring
The Goatee will improve your coloring. Most "moggers" look a lot worse without the ideal perfect coloring, which a Goatee can surely boost.
3. Frauding chin height and philtrum
Just keep the chin hair a bit longer if you want to fraud additional chin height and the moustache a bit thicker to hide a long philtrum.
Especially good for people with short lower thirds and long philtrums.
4. No risks
The Goatee won't have any downsides.
Won't disturb the appearance of your hollow cheeks. Also won't "reduce your appeal" to younger girls. Facial hair isn't niche, obviously still depends on the type of facial hair.
The only way a Goatee could potentially cause problems, is if you already have perfect bones. Since you are on this forum that won't be the case anyway.
For example it wouldn't exactly add any points to individuals looking like this:


5. Religious purposes


Could be a good option for individuals with religions that either don't permit or discourage clean shaven looks.
That would be the case with some orthodox christians, muslims and sikhs.
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